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[Lizzie Zoom]

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now

Thats why the roads are full of Qasqai's and gay coloured cars.  Women's lib has a lot to answer for.

Yes, and is that not better than the dull coloured cars of the past?

Most of the young women round here drive mercs and audis, and have taken the mantle of 'inconsiderate, entitled idiots' from beemer drivers.

Around here it is women driving SUV's and the like that are THE problem

They often cannot drive the bloody things, let alone park them, with a general "I can go anywhere, through anything, including your car" attitude!!

Then they have an illegal spaced number plate...............................bloody tarts!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now

Thats why the roads are full of Qasqai's and gay coloured cars.  Women's lib has a lot to answer for.

Yes, and is that not better than the dull coloured cars of the past?

Most of the young women round here drive mercs and audis, and have taken the mantle of 'inconsiderate, entitled idiots' from beemer drivers.

When I was young lad if a woman had to drive she would be seen in a Mini, Hillman Imp, Riley Elf, Austin A30. 30BHP was more than enough. These days they want (demand) a minimum of 300 BHP and multiple orgasms.

It seems that driving dog slow cars and 'laying back and thinking of England' just doesn't cut it for the women of 2020.

Allowing them the vote is like opening Pandora's box.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I doubt that thinking of England gets progressive type women turned on M'lud. 

Maybe tell then to lie back and think of the European Union! 

[Rangie]

   1.  Women buy, or help choose, an awful lot of cars now

Thats why the roads are full of Qasqai's and gay coloured cars.  Women's lib has a lot to answer for.

Yes, and is that not better than the dull coloured cars of the past?

Most of the young women round here drive mercs and audis, and have taken the mantle of 'inconsiderate, entitled idiots' from beemer drivers.

When I was young lad if a woman had to drive she would be seen in a Mini, Hillman Imp, Riley Elf, Austin A30. 30BHP was more than enough. These days they want (demand) a minimum of 300 BHP and multiple orgasms.

It seems that driving dog slow cars and 'laying back and thinking of England' just doesn't cut it for the women of 2020.

Allowing them the vote is like opening Pandora's box.

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Riley Elf, that brings back memories my aunt had  a beautiful grey & cream one when I was a kid , I loved riding in it, she swopped it eventually for a Vanden Plas 4 litre R very flashy at the time.

[Raeturbo]

In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..

              IMO she would look far better under it👍

[STEMO]

In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..

              IMO she would look far better under it👍

She wouldn't fit under it, it would have to kind of balance on top of her.

[Sir Tigger KC]

In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..

              IMO she would look far better under it👍

She wouldn't fit under it, it would have to kind of balance on top of her.

Jeremy Corbyn could sit in the drivers seat.     

It wouldn't be the first time he's been on top of Diane Abbott after all! 

[STEMO]

In view of BLM I think it would be more appropriate to have Diane Abbot draped over the bonnet of such a superb classic vehicle..

              IMO she would look far better under it👍

She wouldn't fit under it, it would have to kind of balance on top of her.

Jeremy Corbyn could sit in the drivers seat.     

It wouldn't be the first time he's been on top of Diane Abbott after all! 

Picture that scene in your mind............scary, or funny as f**k? 

[BazaJT]

In the early '60s dad forsook his Super Snipe and opted for a VdP 3 Litre as his company car.Gloss black with a gold coachline lashings of chrome and a lurid red interior.After the second gearbox broke-it was a month old- and it was going back for its third he told them to keep it and went back to his Super Snipes until their production ended.

[Kevin Wood]

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2.  No matter how good looking the girl is it does not hide the crappiness of the car, like a Marina!

 

I'll give her that, she has nice teeth.    Although she probably hasn't got any teeth now as that must have been way back in 1973'ish.    My dad had the superior Ital 1.7HL. If I hoofed it coming out of corners I could get the back end to bounce across the road ...... and I don't mean slide, I mean bounce. I found it quite amusing at the time.   

Yes, mine was a 1.7HL too. That engine had way more power than the chassis could deal with, and that's no endorsement of the engine. It had 78 BHP (or was it 87? can't remember).

I kept cutting bits off the front mud flaps. Eventually, I thought, the body roll won't be severe enough for them to drag on the ground. Wrong!

[biggriffin]

 

[Rangie]

Remember her from the Golden Shot, plenty of fantasies over her.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Remember her from the Golden Shot, plenty of fantasies over her.

Nice set up for a tit wank.

Wouldn't be allowed today.......I mean the ad not the tit wank.

[Marks DTM Calib]

Gently lean over and whisper those three magic words into her ear........

..........soapy tit wank

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Gently lean over and whisper those three magic words into her ear........

..........soapy tit wank

Wasn't it... ready .........aim.......fire?.....with Bernie the bolt.