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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Channel 5 at nine.
« on: 05 January 2015, 19:51:27 »
Benefits: Too fat to work.

Whatever next? Benefits: Too thin to work.

Benefits: Too ginger to work.

The list for trash TV seems almost endless. :'(
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Re: Channel 5 at nine.
« Reply #1 on: 05 January 2015, 20:01:23 »
I'm watching the mighty Liverpool being crippled by Wimbledon....again  ;D
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Re: Channel 5 at nine.
« Reply #2 on: 05 January 2015, 20:09:09 »
Think its got a guy and his other half from plymouth. A great advert for merry plymouth :y


or not ;D
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Re: Channel 5 at nine.
« Reply #3 on: 05 January 2015, 20:25:22 »
Quote from: STMO on 05 January 2015, 20:01:23
I'm watching the mighty Liverpool being crippled by Wimbledon....again  ;D

The mighty Liverpool......or the once mighty Liverpool. ;D
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Re: Channel 5 at nine.
« Reply #4 on: 05 January 2015, 20:44:01 »
Yes apparently thanks to a recent European court ruling being obese is now classed as a disability!No longer are people just plain fat they are obese and therefore disabled!!!
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Re: Channel 5 at nine.
« Reply #5 on: 05 January 2015, 21:31:18 »
This reminds me to find out what benefits I can get for being a fat blobber ;)
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Re: Channel 5 at nine.
« Reply #6 on: 05 January 2015, 23:00:47 »
I think I need to eat more pies!  8)
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Re: Channel 5 at nine.
« Reply #7 on: 06 January 2015, 00:19:28 »
Reminded me of shrek ..Did you see the greedy fat pig.. All he thought about was food food food ... All his own fault...

His new wife was nice Mmmm
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Re: Channel 5 at nine.
« Reply #8 on: 06 January 2015, 00:33:35 »
Is idleness a disability too?  ???
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