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Title: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 January 2020, 19:25:56
Looks like four girlies and just one man in the race.

I suggest the best outcome would be for Keir Starmer to win, and for Lisa Nandy to serve the tea and biscuits in a low cut top. :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 15 January 2020, 19:41:06
Looks like four girlies and just one man in the race.

I suggest the best outcome would be for Keir Starmer to win, and for Lisa Nandy to serve the tea and biscuits in a low cut top. :)
Hear hear,  Seconded.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: ronnyd on 15 January 2020, 19:49:04
That,s that then, carried.  :D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 January 2020, 19:59:21
Regular bouts of naked mud wrestling between Emily Thornberry and Rebecca Long-Bailey may help Labour reclaim the core seats they lost to the conservatives in the North. :) 
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 15 January 2020, 20:01:23
Regular bouts of naked mud wrestling between Emily Thornberry and Rebecca Long-Bailey may help labour reclaim the core seats they lost to the conservatives in the North. :)
Is placing muddy fanny squarely on opponents face allowed these days? Sounds like a killer move to me.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 15 January 2020, 20:06:48
Regular bouts of naked mud wrestling between Emily Thornberry and Rebecca Long-Bailey may help labour reclaim the core seats they lost to the conservatives in the North. :)
Is placing muddy fanny squarely on opponents face allowed these days? Sounds like a killer move to me.
Not only allowed, but a guaranteed vote winner, I'd imagine  :-\
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 January 2020, 20:07:05
Regular bouts of naked mud wrestling between Emily Thornberry and Rebecca Long-Bailey may help labour reclaim the core seats they lost to the conservatives in the North. :)
Is placing muddy fanny squarely on opponents face allowed these days? Sounds like a killer move to me.


You'll notice I didn't include Jess Phillips. Ms. Phillips is an ardent feminist so probably has a bush that needs more than a quick trim.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 15 January 2020, 20:09:31
Regular bouts of naked mud wrestling between Emily Thornberry and Rebecca Long-Bailey may help labour reclaim the core seats they lost to the conservatives in the North. :)
Is placing muddy fanny squarely on opponents face allowed these days? Sounds like a killer move to me.


You'll notice I didn't include Jess Phillips. Ms. Phillips is an ardent feminist so probably has a bush that needs more than a quick trim.
She'd be on Long-Bailey's face from a great height, shouting 'Ave it!'  ;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 January 2020, 20:10:21
I thinks it's a shame that you didn't stand M'lud as your socialist credentials are impeccable and I'm sure that Diane Abbot would be very pleased to serve her new aristocratic Dear Leader!  :y

If you're lucky Baroness Shami might join in as well!  :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 15 January 2020, 20:10:30
Man or women, whoever it is, has got a massive job to turn Labour around to reflect the 21st century politics required in the UK.

 :D ;)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 15 January 2020, 20:12:26
Man or women, whoever it is, has got a massive job to turn Labour around to reflect the 21st century politics required in the UK.

 :D ;)
Well..if it came down to a man with a massive job or a woman with massive tits, I know which way I would lean.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Rangie on 15 January 2020, 20:33:23
Man or women, whoever it is, has got a massive job to turn Labour around to reflect the 21st century politics required in the UK.

 :D ;)
.   

Couldn't agree more Lizzie, and after listening & reading about the prospective leaders they have a hopeless task as they appear to be a collection of complete & utter idiots.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Varche on 15 January 2020, 20:42:13
Quite depressing really. As I said before Britain needs an effective opposition to rein inThe Tories.

Be careful what you wish for......
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 15 January 2020, 21:08:51
Quite depressing really. As I said before Britain needs an effective opposition to rein inThe Tories.

Be careful what you wish for......
When you've got a majority such as the Tories have, no one can 'rein in'.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 January 2020, 21:26:39
Quite depressing really. As I said before Britain needs an effective opposition to rein inThe Tories.

Be careful what you wish for......
You made your bed, and we made ours...
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Varche on 15 January 2020, 21:51:18
Quite depressing really. As I said before Britain needs an effective opposition to rein inThe Tories.

Be careful what you wish for......
When you've got a majority such as the Tories have, no one can 'rein in'.

Fortunately it is the way British politics works. Otherwise , for example , once Labour got in with Blair at the helm, they would still be at  the helm with say Corbyn at the wheel. The opposition highlights flaws in policy of the sitting government and the public make note for the upcoming election. No effective opposition , no change.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 15 January 2020, 22:15:37
Quite depressing really. As I said before Britain needs an effective opposition to rein inThe Tories.

Be careful what you wish for......
When you've got a majority such as the Tories have, no one can 'rein in'.

Fortunately it is the way British politics works. Otherwise , for example , once Labour got in with Blair at the helm, they would still be at  the helm with say Corbyn at the wheel. The opposition highlights flaws in policy of the sitting government and the public make note for the upcoming election. No effective opposition , no change.
Upcoming election? In 2024? Get real.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Varche on 15 January 2020, 22:29:15
I didn’t specify a date. It was to illustrate a principle.

Or you could have a one party system.....;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 15 January 2020, 23:08:02
I would like to see the death of Labour and other left wing parties and have the Tories ( who are no longer right wing anyway) in power with a party similar to Brexit / UKIP in opposition to keep them on their toes.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Raeturbo on 16 January 2020, 14:35:56
I would like to see the death of Labour and other left wing parties and have the Tories ( who are no longer right wing anyway) in power with a party similar to Brexit / UKIP in opposition to keep them on their toes.
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Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 January 2020, 19:14:20
We are very lucky that Labour had an extreme and polarising figure like JC as their leader during the last few years.  :y

Had Labour had a leader who Jo Swinson and Nicola Sturgeon/Ian Blackford could have worked with to form a government, they would have called a vote of no confidence back in September, which the Tories would have very probably lost and we would have voted in a Second Referendum in December rather than a GE.  ::)

I bet Swinson is absolutely kicking herself now that she didn't try harder to cut some sort of deal with Corbyn along the lines of a time limited government formed specifically to deliver a Second Referendum, followed shortly after by a GE. ::)  And although I'm sure that the SNP were demanding a Section 30 order for their IndyRef2 as a condition for their support, I think if push came to shove they'd have gone along with the plan rather than be seen as the stumbling block to the so called Peoples Vote!  ;)

Lucky escape, and we should probably thank Mr Corbyn!  :y
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 16 January 2020, 19:18:15
I see Momentum is endorsing Long Bailey. This is excellent news, she is described as Corbyn's protege and will keep the party well to the left.  :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 January 2020, 19:26:27
I read that the unions are leaning towards Lisa Nandy.  They'll be fighting like rats in a sack!  ;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 January 2020, 19:27:05
I see Momentum is endorsing Long Bailey. This is excellent news, she is described as Corbyn's protege and will keep the party well to the left.  :)

LB doesn't look much like a lesbian socialist. Almost looks (but does not sound) like posh totty. 
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 January 2020, 19:28:49
I read that the unions are leaning towards Lisa Nandy.  They'll be fighting like rats in a sack!  ;D

Nice girl with an impressive rack but I think the job would prove too much for her.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 16 January 2020, 19:34:05
I read that the unions are leaning towards Lisa Nandy.  They'll be fighting like rats in a sack!  ;D
One union is. The biggest, unison, is backing Kier Starmer.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 16 January 2020, 19:36:10
I hope it gets really dirty, and all the crap comes out.  :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Raeturbo on 16 January 2020, 19:40:08
I see Momentum is endorsing Long Bailey. This is excellent news, she is described as Corbyn's protege and will keep the party well to the left.  :)

LB doesn't look much like a lesbian socialist. Almost looks (but does not sound) like posh totty.
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Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 16 January 2020, 19:58:49
I read that the unions are leaning towards Lisa Nandy.  They'll be fighting like rats in a sack!  ;D

Nice girl with an impressive rack but I think the job would prove too much for her.

Flipping burgers in McDonalds would prove too much for her. She is thick as pigshite. She is married to a millionaire though, who ironically, has links to the fracking industry.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 January 2020, 21:52:14
I hope it gets really dirty, and all the crap comes out.  :)

I bet Angela Rayner is really dirty!  :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 16:57:14
The Brummie woman with the greasy hair has dropped out.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2020, 17:10:40
The Brummie woman with the greasy hair has dropped out.

Feminist who hates men.

Glad she has gone.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2020, 17:12:31
If a woman wins I think she should be judged on how attractive she is to men. The most pretty wins.

I don't think that is a sexist remark.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 17:28:22
The only choice to give the party any credibility has to be the man. I'm not being sexist, either, but all of the women are 'odd'.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 January 2020, 17:35:05
The only choice to give the party any credibility has to be the man. I'm not being sexist, either, but all of the women are 'odd'.

Yep....Keir is the only logical choice. The job is too big for a girlie.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Varche on 21 January 2020, 17:43:23
It all went belly up when they picked Ed rather than David  Milliband.

Given the field , Sir Keir is the best choice. Can’t see him ever being PM though.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 18:12:48
It all went belly up when they picked Ed rather than David  Milliband.

Given the field , Sir Keir is the best choice. Can’t see him ever being PM though.
No. He's a wishy washy liberal at heart. We'd be overrun with immigrants, and it would be against the law not to be LBGT.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Varche on 21 January 2020, 18:51:48
It all went belly up when they picked Ed rather than David  Milliband.

Given the field , Sir Keir is the best choice. Can’t see him ever being PM though.
No. He's a wishy washy liberal at heart. We'd be overrun with immigrants, and it would be against the law not to be LBGT.

OK and your favourite of the candidates is?
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 19:46:47
It all went belly up when they picked Ed rather than David  Milliband.

Given the field , Sir Keir is the best choice. Can’t see him ever being PM though.
No. He's a wishy washy liberal at heart. We'd be overrun with immigrants, and it would be against the law not to be LBGT.

OK and your favourite of the candidates is?
Favourite candidate? It's Labour, I'd rather shoot them than vote for them.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 January 2020, 19:53:29
It all went belly up when they picked Ed rather than David  Milliband.

Given the field , Sir Keir is the best choice. Can’t see him ever being PM though.
No. He's a wishy washy liberal at heart. We'd be overrun with immigrants, and it would be against the law not to be LBGT.

OK and your favourite of the candidates is?
Favourite candidate? It's Labour, I'd rather shoot them than vote for them.
Do you need a hand?
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 21 January 2020, 19:54:48
It all went belly up when they picked Ed rather than David  Milliband.

Given the field , Sir Keir is the best choice. Can’t see him ever being PM though.
No. He's a wishy washy liberal at heart. We'd be overrun with immigrants, and it would be against the law not to be LBGT.

OK and your favourite of the candidates is?
Favourite candidate? It's Labour, I'd rather shoot them than vote for them.
Do you need a hand?
No, just a gun please.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 January 2020, 19:57:58
Were you never taught to share? There's plenty of delusional nutters to go around... ;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Rods2 on 22 January 2020, 18:06:13
The Brummie woman with the greasy hair has dropped out.

Is that the gobby, big ego, shouty one who 'power dresses' using the house clearance clothes rail at her local charity shop? :-[
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 January 2020, 18:50:17
Emily Thornberry strikes me as 'posh totty'

Good between the sheets, I imagine.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 January 2020, 19:18:02
Emily Thornberry strikes me as 'posh totty'

Good between the sheets, I imagine.

OMG....  ::)                                                                                            ;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 22 January 2020, 19:30:52
Emily Thornberry strikes me as 'posh totty'

Good between the sheets, I imagine.

OMG....  ::)                                                                                            ;D
I believe the saying is 'Get what you can where you can...'  :D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Raeturbo on 22 January 2020, 20:18:17
Sheet should be covering the repulsive fkr so we don’t have to see it!
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2020, 14:31:04
Sheet should be covering the repulsive fkr so we don’t have to see it!

More of a Diane Abbott fan perhaps. ;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Raeturbo on 23 January 2020, 15:22:13
Now we’re talking :D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 January 2020, 18:28:25
OMG. 😱
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 January 2020, 19:22:29
OMG. 😱

I believe Diane is a member of the Marina enthusiasts club. :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Raeturbo on 23 January 2020, 23:58:40
Yes indeed I heard Steve Shagged her in👀 ... oh sorry I meant signed her in ;) lucky sod :o :y
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 24 January 2020, 00:44:13
I think the pair of you can go forth and multiply!  :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 24 January 2020, 18:59:11
Early in the race, but the bookies think it's done and dusted


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Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Varche on 24 January 2020, 20:03:49
Doesn't surprise me.  He was the person that I thought would do it. Lets see though.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 24 January 2020, 20:42:46
Rebecca Long-Bailey has been backed by Red Len McCluskey's Unite Union today so it's probable that she will be on the final ballot with Sir Keir Starmer and Lisa Nandy, where the members get the final vote.  :)

These are the people that recently voted to abolish independent schools and expropriate their assets and property.  ;)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: ronnyd on 24 January 2020, 20:51:42
The "Loony Left" voted Corbyn in last time so why not a leftist again? :-\
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 24 January 2020, 20:54:18
The "Loony Left" voted Corbyn in last time so why not a leftist again? :-\
It's just an interview for a job with no prospects.  ;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 24 January 2020, 21:01:10
They should just sing the "Oh Jeremy Corbyn" song with each candidates name and whoever's name fits the best gets the job.  :)

All together now!

Oh Sir Keir Starmer!  :-\

Oh Lisa Nandy! ???

Oh Becky Long-Bailey!  :y

 ;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: ronnyd on 24 January 2020, 21:03:04
Only one
They should just sing the "Oh Jeremy Corbyn" song with each candidates name and whoever's name fits the best gets the job.  :)

All together now!

Oh Sir Keir Starmer!  :-\

Oh Lisa Nandy! ???

Oh Becky Long-Bailey!  :y

 ;D
Only one fits there.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 25 January 2020, 09:51:04
I have a feeling Becky Wrong-Daily will win. A lot of the members are hard left Corbynistas and the moderate votes will be split between Starmer and Nandy.
It doesn't really mater though. Unless something very drastic happens to save it, the party is dying a long slow death. The only person who was born within the last 100 years to have won an election as Labour leader is Blair. And he wasn't really Labour anyway.
Time will tell.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 January 2020, 12:53:21
I have a feeling Becky Wrong-Daily will win. A lot of the members are hard left Corbynistas and the moderate votes will be split between Starmer and Nandy.
It doesn't really mater though. Unless something very drastic happens to save it, the party is dying a long slow death. The only person who was born within the last 100 years to have won an election as Labour leader is Blair. And he wasn't really Labour anyway.
Time will tell.


Sometimes called Tory Tony. :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 25 January 2020, 15:13:54
Not the four letter word I was thinking of...  :-X
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Kevin Wood on 26 January 2020, 10:11:09
Not the four letter word I was thinking of...  :-X

I think Jonathan Pie nailed that one. "The turd that won't flush".  ;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 January 2020, 14:41:57
Blair won 3 elections because the Tory opposition was piss poor at that time.

Boris could do the same because I can't see any 'great leaders' in the leadership contest.
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 26 January 2020, 16:35:58
Blair won 3 elections because the Tory opposition was piss poor at that time.

Boris could do the same because I can't see any 'great leaders' in the leadership contest.

Yes how he won the 2005 election after Iraq I'll never know.  ::)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 January 2020, 17:03:32
Blair won 3 elections because the Tory opposition was piss poor at that time.

Boris could do the same because I can't see any 'great leaders' in the leadership contest.

Yes how he won the 2005 election after Iraq I'll never know.  ::)

Shite opposition is the answer. :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 26 January 2020, 19:38:15
There's an Article in today's Telegraph entitled Len McCluskey says 'good riddance' to MPs threatening to quit if Rebecca Long-Bailey is elected Labour leader and just from the title you can get the gist of the article.   ::)  Although one thing that stood out is that he demanded the names of Labour MP's threatening to quit.  Does he plan to set the Momentum attack dogs loose?  :-X

Maybe we can expect some By-Elections in the summer if RLB wins the leadership.  :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 January 2020, 19:41:03
There's an Article in today's Telegraph entitled Len McCluskey says 'good riddance' to MPs threatening to quit if Rebecca Long-Bailey is elected Labour leader and just from the title you can get the gist of the article.   ::)  Although one thing that stood out is that he demanded the names of Labour MP's threatening to quit.  Does he plan to set the Momentum attack dogs loose?  :-X

Maybe we can expect some By-Elections in the summer if RLB wins the leadership. :)

She won't. Unless she is willing to drop her knickers for votes. :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 26 January 2020, 19:55:04
There's an Article in today's Telegraph entitled Len McCluskey says 'good riddance' to MPs threatening to quit if Rebecca Long-Bailey is elected Labour leader and just from the title you can get the gist of the article.   ::)  Although one thing that stood out is that he demanded the names of Labour MP's threatening to quit.  Does he plan to set the Momentum attack dogs loose?  :-X

Maybe we can expect some By-Elections in the summer if RLB wins the leadership. :)

She won't. Unless she is willing to drop her knickers for votes. :)

I think she will.  Sir Kier Starmer and Lisa Nandy won't be 'red' enough for the membership.  :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2020, 21:20:11
The infighting is delicious, I love it. Any chance of a bit of physical violence?  :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Raeturbo on 27 January 2020, 00:00:11
Outside!
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 January 2020, 13:05:04
Outside!

Give the aged scouser a good kicking. :)
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Raeturbo on 27 January 2020, 15:14:30
You cannot kick what you cannot see..... ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: STEMO on 27 January 2020, 15:18:33
You cannot kick what you cannot see..... ;) ;D ;D
My old dad never saw the bucket....but he certainly kicked it  ;D
Title: Re: Labour leadership.
Post by: Raeturbo on 27 January 2020, 15:21:23
 :D ;D :y