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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #15 on: 31 March 2024, 11:23:14 »

May Volvo rip as they've gone full Milk-float.

.......that will never go faster than 112 MPH. :-X

The nanny state is alive and well.
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #16 on: 31 March 2024, 11:44:33 »

May Volvo rip as they've gone full Milk-float.

.......that will never go faster than 112 MPH. :-X

The nanny state is alive and well.
Can't see the Plod spec cars being limited...
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #17 on: 31 March 2024, 12:51:57 »

May Volvo rip as they've gone full Milk-float.

.......that will never go faster than 112 MPH. :-X

The nanny state is alive and well.
Can't see the Plod spec cars being limited...  Apart from the battery range that is....  ::)

FTFY Al!  :)
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #19 on: 31 March 2024, 15:00:09 »

https://www.volvocars.com/intl/special-vehicles/police-and-emergency/ :P

I'd wager that if some retro bank robbers nicked Mick's Grannie off the drive on the one night he'd left it out and robbed a bank somewhere in Lincolnsausageshire, they'd be away up the A1 while Electro-plod were waiting for their milkfloat to charge and the one out on patrol would die before they reached the South Yorks border.  ;D
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #20 on: 31 March 2024, 16:49:07 »

https://www.volvocars.com/intl/special-vehicles/police-and-emergency/ :P

I'd wager that if some retro bank robbers nicked Mick's Grannie off the drive on the one night he'd left it out and robbed a bank somewhere in Lincolnsausageshire, they'd be away up the A1 while Electro-plod were waiting for their milkfloat to charge and the one out on patrol would die before they reached the South Yorks border.  ;D
I dunno about that... My 2.8 carburetted auto struggled to do 14 mpg  >:D
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #21 on: 31 March 2024, 19:07:55 »

Yeah 14 on a good day😁 probably less range than an EV, but quicker to fill👍🤣
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #22 on: 31 March 2024, 21:27:56 »

Yeah 14 on a good day😁 probably less range than an EV, but quicker to fill👍🤣

Electro-plod would be stuffing themselves with doughnuts while the milkfloat was recharging, so even if they did catch up with the retro bank robbers, they wouldn't be able to run after them!  ;D
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #23 on: 31 March 2024, 22:23:57 »

Yeah 14 on a good day😁 probably less range than an EV, but quicker to fill👍🤣

Electro-plod would be stuffing themselves with doughnuts while the milkfloat was recharging, so even if they did catch up with the retro bank robbers, they wouldn't be able to run after them!  ;D
Yeah. Dunkin Donuts would broker a deal with the police to install chargers at all of their outlets, so the bobbies could take their lunch break while charging their vehicles. Win win.
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #24 on: 01 April 2024, 01:12:36 »

The Plod XC60 and V90cc are both petrol powered with a mild hybrid set up and available relatively unrestricted to 250kmh aka 155 mph. So whilst they won't set the world on fire they will still keep up with most of the traffic.
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #25 on: 01 April 2024, 18:54:01 »

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I rolled a 600cc Regal saloon.....and a 700cc Regal Supervan. :)
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I find the most concerning thing about this thread is that Opti had not one, but two plastic pigs.  :o
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #26 on: 01 April 2024, 18:58:50 »

………….
I rolled a 600cc Regal saloon.....and a 700cc Regal Supervan. :)
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I find the most concerning thing about this thread is that Opti had not one, but two plastic pigs.  :o
we won't talk about his other blow up farm animals  :-X
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #27 on: 01 April 2024, 19:37:14 »

………….
I rolled a 600cc Regal saloon.....and a 700cc Regal Supervan. :)
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I find the most concerning thing about this thread is that Opti had not one, but two plastic pigs.  :o
we won't talk about his other blow up farm animals  :-X
Oh, I think we should. At length  ;D
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #28 on: 01 April 2024, 20:22:22 »

………….
I rolled a 600cc Regal saloon.....and a 700cc Regal Supervan. :)
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I find the most concerning thing about this thread is that Opti had not one, but two plastic pigs.  :o
we won't talk about his other blow up farm animals  :-X
Oh, I think we should. At length  ;D
You will upset Rae If he finds out Opti has a flock of blow up "Dolly look-a-like love sheep"   :-X
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Re: A Bit Weird
« Reply #29 on: 01 April 2024, 20:31:31 »

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I rolled a 600cc Regal saloon.....and a 700cc Regal Supervan. :)
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I find the most concerning thing about this thread is that Opti had not one, but two plastic pigs.  :o
we won't talk about his other blow up farm animals  :-X
Oh, I think we should. At length  ;D
You will upset Rae If he finds out Opti has a flock of blow up "Dolly look-a-like love sheep"   :-X

Nah Rae won't be upset, he'll be heading over to Opti Towers for the weekend's orgy!  ;D
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