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[Gaffers]

Did Guffer only send you one then

Oi!  am I being stitched-up?

[chrisgixer]

Did Guffer only send you one then

Oi!  am I being stitched-up?

Yep!

[General Melchett]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh!

What's going on 'ere then?

Is that nursie wetting his bloomers again?!

[slowboy]

bomb damage?

[TheBoy]

Did Guffer only send you one then

Yes. I think the Parcelforce postage costs put him off sending more...  ...that and Mrs TB's sense of humour failure over it

But it didn't match anyway

Is this the attempted delivery, that happened, while you where out fetching the parcel I sent you?

You know. The delivery card saying pick up from depo as you where out, because you where out collecting my parcel FROM THE SAME DEPO?

Yours was from RM sorting office, Arsehole Force is 25 miles away.

But yes.  And I too have sense of humour failures, believe it or not

[TheBoy]

Did Guffer only send you one then

Oi!  am I being stitched-up?

You didn't do *anything* to cover your tracks, so this was easily pinned on you. Remember, I know your surname

[chrisgixer]

Did Guffer only send you one then

Yes. I think the Parcelforce postage costs put him off sending more...  ...that and Mrs TB's sense of humour failure over it

But it didn't match anyway

Is this the attempted delivery, that happened, while you where out fetching the parcel I sent you?

You know. The delivery card saying pick up from depo as you where out, because you where out collecting my parcel FROM THE SAME DEPO?

Yours was from RM sorting office, Arsehole Force is 25 miles away.

But yes.  And I too have sense of humour failures, believe it or not

Yes I don't blame you, but as it wasn't mine, the secure option was used. It wasn't until after it was sent did I realise that you would almost certainly be out, and your posties are honest enough not to hide it behind a bush, or with a neighbour , unlike ours.
I did apologise if you remember.

Obviously I didn't know there was another delivery. Not that will give anybody ideas of course.

....still, at least we can laugh about it now. Eh!

[TheBoy]

....still, at least we can laugh about it now. Eh!

Can we 

[Gaffers]

Did Guffer only send you one then

Oi!  am I being stitched-up?

You didn't do *anything* to cover your tracks, so this was easily pinned on you. Remember, I know your surname

As do many people on here.

[chrisgixer]

....still, at least we can laugh about it now. Eh!

Can we 

Ooooohohooo yeah!

[TheBoy]

Gone for a brick that's not a great match, but is immediately available.

TBH, its got to the stage where I couldn't care less, we need a garage again.

[omega3000]

Do you know the cost to build one , would be interested in cost . Guessing its a standard one car size garage 

[brendan1983]

I've built my own garage recently - 6x4m with an 8ft roller door at one end and a 6ft roller door plus a regular door at the other...  total bill is about £3,900

That is doing everything myself so no labour costs.

[aaronjb]

I've built my own garage recently - 6x4m with an 8ft roller door at one end and a 6ft roller door plus a regular door at the other...  total bill is about £3,900

That is doing everything myself so no labour costs.

Jeebus that's cheap .. I had a quote once upon a time for a similar size garage; £25k.. the lowest was £14k if I didn't want a door! Labour is expensive..

[TheBoy]

Do you know the cost to build one , would be interested in cost . Guessing its a standard one car size garage 

As insurance are paying, all the quotes were high IMHO - the joint garage is the wrong side of £30k.

If I managed it personally, and used labourers as opposed to a building firm, I reckon I could get it under £20k.


That's for both my neighbour's and my garage, which were one building.