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« on: 04 November 2006, 08:09:59 »
Bloke buys a parrot, and a lovely big cage to keep it in.
Goes to work the following day, comes home to find the parrot out of it's cage and his newspaper ripped to smitherines.
He's not happy, puts the parrot back into the cage, gives it a good talking to.
Following day, same thing, goes to work, comes home, parrot out of cage, newspaper in shreds.
He's quite annoyed now, puts the parrot back into the cage and gives it some verbal.
On the third day, same thing happens again, so he grabs the parrot and puts it into the fridge and shuts the door.
After about an hour, he feels a little guilty about what he's done, so he gets the parrot out of the fridge and puts it back into it's cage.
The parrot looks very subdued, and after about fifteen minutes, it says to the bloke, 'I'm ever so sorry master, I will never, ever rip your newspaper again, you really are the best master I have ever had', then it pauses, and says.......
'What did the chicken do?'
