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General Discussion Area / our money is no good

« on: 17 June 2009, 21:00:06 »

Hi all went to pay my water rates today ,I took £5 in 10 pence's and 95 pence in 5 pence's as its £5.94 per week.The girl said i cannot accept them as they are not legal tender.Is this right or are they just taking the piss

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General Discussion Area / i wonder

« on: 17 June 2009, 23:10:36 »

My friend went to Spain last week,and lost her virginity she tried to claim on her insurance.should be an open and shut case

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General Discussion Area / blues music

« on: 12 June 2009, 17:37:30 »

any one know trevor burton/the move ,i have known him for about20 years.been to some great gigs in my time cool music ,any funny storys, he has some storys about his carreer and the people he worked with.so funny and he is such a nice guy long live the blues

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General Discussion Area / jsa benifits

« on: 11 June 2009, 17:41:46 »

has any one had problems with claming this benifit,i like many on the forum have just been made redundant.after 15 years hard work i had to sign on, no problem  what a nightmare i have told the truth about everything.But thay still haven't got a clue,may be i'm a loonie but i just want the system to work anybody had problems like this or similer :question

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General Discussion Area / i dont know

« on: 05 June 2009, 18:04:53 »

my young god son asked who puts the keep off the grass sign on the grass any ideas

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General Discussion Area / make a claim

« on: 05 June 2009, 19:37:55 »

my friend went to the job center and asked i'd like to make a claim the assistant asked how much have you got in the bank he said  one million two hundred  and forty three thousand pounds and forty pence  the assistant said  you takeing the piss my frind said you oppsing started it       

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General Discussion Area / help

« on: 05 June 2009, 18:56:28 »

my mrs just asked for foreplay but thers only 2 of us any advice

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General Discussion Area / feeling funny today

« on: 03 June 2009, 17:18:27 »

a guy is flying down the road with the police chasing him he runs in to a chip shop and hides underneath a nuns habit after the police have gone the man reappers from under the habit and says i'm sorry about that i'm a soldier and i dont want to go back to iraq .but while i was under there i noticed you have lovely white legs ,the nun replied if you'd looked further up you'd have seen a pair of 'dangle berries' i dont want to go to iraq either

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General Discussion Area / life after death

« on: 03 June 2009, 10:33:12 »

my wife just asked me whats reincarnation i said when you die you come back as something else she said ohh i could come back as a pig i said no you come back as SOMETHING ELSE

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General Discussion Area / have a laf

« on: 03 June 2009, 16:43:53 »

two dislexics in a car one says can you smell shit the other says dont be silly i can't even spell me own name   

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General Discussion Area / WILDLIFE

« on: 03 June 2009, 16:38:01 »

2 cows in a field one says what do you think of that mad cow disease the other says it dont affect me i'm a duck

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General Discussion Area / bird flu

« on: 03 June 2009, 10:21:11 »

my mate phoned me last night and said he has bird flu i said how do you know he said im putting on makeup talking a load of 'dangle berries' and can't park the car

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General Discussion Area / moggys sense of humor

« on: 03 June 2009, 10:13:03 »

a man walks in to a chip shop with a salmon under his arm and asks have you got any fish cakes the guy says sorry but we have sold out the guy says thats a shame its his birthday