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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #30 on: 20 August 2016, 13:47:38 »
Quote from: STEMO on 20 August 2016, 07:02:17
Mine's a killer


That's not a whippet.

I thought everyone in Barnsleywakefield owned a whippet.

It's the law. :)
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #31 on: 20 August 2016, 14:07:16 »
Quote from: STEMO on 20 August 2016, 07:02:17
Mine's a killer


That's lunch for a real dog :)
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #32 on: 20 August 2016, 14:37:58 »
Quote from: Migv6 on 20 August 2016, 13:14:17
First time Ive ever seen a dog with a phone growing out the top of its head.  ::) ;D
Talking of Specsavers...

That's a keyboard... ::)
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #33 on: 20 August 2016, 15:46:31 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 20 August 2016, 14:37:58
Quote from: Migv6 on 20 August 2016, 13:14:17
First time Ive ever seen a dog with a phone growing out the top of its head.  ::) ;D
Talking of Specsavers...

That's a keyboard... ::)
It certainly is  ;D
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #34 on: 20 August 2016, 16:50:42 »
Quote from: STEMO on 20 August 2016, 15:46:31
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 20 August 2016, 14:37:58
Quote from: Migv6 on 20 August 2016, 13:14:17
First time Ive ever seen a dog with a phone growing out the top of its head.  ::) ;D
Talking of Specsavers...

That's a keyboard... ::)
It certainly is  ;D


What does the dog play on it?
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #35 on: 20 August 2016, 17:40:46 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 20 August 2016, 14:37:58
Quote from: Migv6 on 20 August 2016, 13:14:17
First time Ive ever seen a dog with a phone growing out the top of its head.  ::) ;D
Talking of Specsavers...

That's a keyboard... ::)

Well, the dogs been there, its glasses are on the table  ;D
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #36 on: 20 August 2016, 17:56:56 »
Quote from: flyer 0712 on 19 August 2016, 23:04:29
Police that....Easy.....to begin with if a dog is seen off a lead then the dog warden would shove it in his van and take it away and wait until the owner comes to collect it..and then serve the fine on them,,,In bedfordshire they are introducing park rangers to watch over the parks with the local council to combat just that....But the most obvious way is.....If a dog is off lead then you are nicked,,,,,where as if you bring back a license  how do you know if the owner has one or not,,,,that is how you would for want of a better word..police that,,, ::) ::)
And who is going to pay for all that, as the fines won't cover it ;)


You cannot legislate against stupidity, and should not try to.  As always, there is a much simpler solution, if only the do-gooders could see sense....    ....and has the added advantage of improving the gene pool.
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #37 on: 20 August 2016, 18:34:23 »
Vote Boy for PM. :y

 
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #38 on: 20 August 2016, 19:10:56 »
Quote from: Varche on 20 August 2016, 18:34:23
Vote Boy for PM. :y
Nah..... he is becoming too much of a wishy-washy liberal in his old age. :)
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #39 on: 20 August 2016, 19:53:10 »
Quote from: STEMO on 20 August 2016, 15:46:31
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 20 August 2016, 14:37:58
Quote from: Migv6 on 20 August 2016, 13:14:17
First time Ive ever seen a dog with a phone growing out the top of its head.  ::) ;D
Talking of Specsavers...

That's a keyboard... ::)
It certainly is  ;D

Appointment booked.  :-[ ;D
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #40 on: 21 August 2016, 17:12:10 »
If a dog must always be kept on a lead in public, how do you exercise a Greyhound or Lurcher? ???

They need about 10 minutes of intense running at up to 45mph. Two together will normally chase each other in big figure of 8 circles and after 10 minutes they have had enough and it's time to go home.
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #41 on: 21 August 2016, 18:35:54 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 21 August 2016, 17:12:10
If a dog must always be kept on a lead in public, how do you exercise a Greyhound or Lurcher? ???

They need about 10 minutes of intense running at up to 45mph. Two together will normally chase each other in big figure of 8 circles and after 10 minutes they have had enough and it's time to go home.

The problem is that there tends to be an attempt to have a "one size fits all" approach to dogs. Almost every time there is a dog disaster, the real cause is usually the owners, their choice of dog, and their sheer stupidity. In this case the dog was an American Bulldog. Not exactly the type of dog that gets put onto toilet rolls.
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #42 on: 21 August 2016, 18:39:46 »
My dogs always have at least an hour off the lead walks every day,  I am fortunate enough to live in area where you can walk for miles without seeing another soul, but if I do see anyone my dogs are placed on their leads as I said earlier all you need is commonsense, they cannot be accused of being out of control , pestering other dogs or people it's not rocket science.
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Re: Dog Licenses
« Reply #43 on: 22 August 2016, 09:24:11 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 21 August 2016, 17:12:10
They need about 10 minutes of intense running at up to 45mph. Two together will normally chase each other in big figure of 8 circles and after 10 minutes they have had enough and it's time to go home.

An incredibly sight the first time I saw it, too - a friend has a rescue greyhound and asked if I'd ever seen one run (noting they can hit top speed in three strides).. so we went out to his "garden" (field, to you and me!). He went one side, I was the other.. by heck that dog got over to him and back to me quick!

I'd love one, I think they are beautiful. Sadly Louise thinks they're ugly  :'( :'( :'(
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