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General Discussion Area / Re: Porn block.
« on: 21 January 2020, 19:57:59 »Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like itNay lad, ne'er cast a clout till May is out.
as in? get thi clarts off our lass
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as in? get thi clarts off our lass
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General Discussion Area / Re: Porn block.
« on: 21 January 2020, 19:57:26 »Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it
I think he is too old to indulge in 'pleasures of the flesh'
just because he is on a diet dosen`t mean he cant look at the menu,
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General Discussion Area / Re: Porn block.
« on: 21 January 2020, 18:13:30 »
Stemo, its got lasses wi nah clouts on lad tha might like it 
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General Discussion Area / Re: Funerals are better these days.
« on: 21 January 2020, 15:50:27 »
I went to a humanist one last week for a mate,
no singing no god bothering
no singing no god bothering
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General Discussion Area / Re: Not exactly PC
« on: 25 December 2019, 19:32:08 »
I asked he said no not similar, but he will demonstrate if you want?...........
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General Discussion Area / Re: Not exactly PC
« on: 24 December 2019, 19:23:08 »Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,
his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?
as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,
I imagine that if a man wears a blindfold (and keeps his hands to himself) he would be hard pressed tell if he was 'balls deep' inside a man or a woman.
I can ask?
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General Discussion Area / Re: Not exactly PC
« on: 24 December 2019, 17:45:09 »
Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,
his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?
as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,
his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?
as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,
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General Discussion Area / Re: Shit couple of hours
« on: 20 December 2019, 17:25:58 »Struth, Steve....they are trusting up there. Down here with those rickety gates, those two would have been 'rustled' years ago.Tony, there are horses (ponies) tied up everywhere in Yorkshire. Every field, yard or, even, roundabout has horses in/on it. Some of them are very badly neglected, but the RSPCA just hasn't got the resources to rescue them.
the rspca had time the other year to call out to me saying I was "trapping birds"
"yes its an approved magpie trap, notice all the songbirds locally,
you are welcome"
they put a mates dog down when it was handed in to them as "it was old" admitted they didnt scan it for a chip.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Why are people surprised......
« on: 19 December 2019, 16:36:49 »
emotions run high generally, she looks on me as an uncle so tells me all her woes,
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General Discussion Area / Re: Why are people surprised......
« on: 19 December 2019, 12:44:12 »
I spent a couple of hours yesterday teaching a mates wife to clayshoot,
known her since she was about 10, she listned, payed attention, and soon started hitting clays,
if we can just stop the excited squeal when she hits things she will be better than he is.
known her since she was about 10, she listned, payed attention, and soon started hitting clays,
if we can just stop the excited squeal when she hits things she will be better than he is.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Anyone else get this text?
« on: 16 December 2019, 17:57:19 »
do you want to buy some magic beans? 
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General Discussion Area / Re: Secret factory
« on: 16 December 2019, 12:30:08 »one of the next ones is this
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/the-blockhaus-deperlecques.html
been a few times, its huge,
Ooh, would love to visit that! One for "the list".
walking through a forest, you turn a corner and meet that huge concrete building. impressive size.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Secret factory
« on: 16 December 2019, 09:09:48 »
one of the next ones is this
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/the-blockhaus-deperlecques.html
been a few times, its huge,
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/instant-articles/the-blockhaus-deperlecques.html
been a few times, its huge,
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General Discussion Area / Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« on: 09 December 2019, 12:52:24 »
same here