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« on: 15 July 2014, 09:50:51 »

The Queen was visiting Scotland and Alex Salmond called by.

HM:  How nice to see you Mr Salmond.

AS:  Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?

HM:  No, we don’t like that.

AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?

HM: .... (thinks).... No Mr Salmond, I think we should call it a Country.
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Re: Freedom
« Reply #1 on: 15 July 2014, 09:55:06 »



 ;D    ;D    ;D    ;D

Even SWMBO had a chuckle   :y
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Re: Freedom
« Reply #2 on: 15 July 2014, 12:49:42 »

Brilliant....and SO accurate!
 ;D :y

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Re: Freedom
« Reply #3 on: 15 July 2014, 12:55:27 »

The Queen was visiting Scotland and Alex Salmond called by.

HM:  How nice to see you Mr Salmond.

AS:  Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?

HM:  No, we don’t like that.

AS: Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?

HM: .... (thinks).... No Mr Salmond, I think we should call it a Country.

Is that PC.

But ;D ;D ;D ;D ::)
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