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Stupid TV presenters
« on: 30 September 2010, 14:35:06 »
Just watching 'Animal Park' whilst having a bite to eat....can't believe what I just heard. ;D

Scenario...Microchipping 5 baby otters in Pets Corner.

Ben Fogle...
'Why are you microchipping them?'

Vet...
'So we can recognise them through their lives when they go to other zoos'

Keeper.. (after first one has been microchipped)
'As they don't like being handled, we will sex them at the same time'

Ben Fogle...(as keeper looks between otters legs)
'So what are you actually looking for'

I think someone needs to have a quiet word with him :-?
In the meantime...I'll keep paying my Licence of £145 >:(
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Re: Stupid TV presenters
« Reply #1 on: 30 September 2010, 14:37:05 »
you have to assume he is aiming the programme at the level of the viewing audience?
more used to daytime TV so their brains are fried.
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Re: Stupid TV presenters
« Reply #2 on: 30 September 2010, 14:45:03 »
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you have to assume he is aiming the programme at the level of the viewing audience?
more used to daytime TV so their brains are fried.

No, just a stupid TV presenter, these quiet a few of them!
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Re: Stupid TV presenters
« Reply #3 on: 30 September 2010, 14:47:20 »
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Just watching 'Animal Park' whilst having a bite to eat....can't believe what I just heard. ;D

Scenario...Microchipping 5 baby otters in Pets Corner.

Ben Fogle...
'Why are you microchipping them?'

Vet...
'So we can recognise them through their lives when they go to other zoos'

Keeper.. (after first one has been microchipped)
'As they don't like being handled, we will sex them at the same time'

Ben Fogle...(as keeper looks between otters legs)
'So what are you actually looking for'

I think someone needs to have a quiet word with him :-?
In the meantime...I'll keep paying my Licence of £145 >:(


 ;D ;D ;D Splendid post, T  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Stupid TV presenters
« Reply #4 on: 30 September 2010, 15:08:25 »
 ;D ;D

Although.. "We will sex them" just sounds dirty to me. Maybe that's just my mind...  ;D ;D
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Re: Stupid TV presenters
« Reply #5 on: 30 September 2010, 15:17:46 »
isn't BESTIALITY a capital offence??????    :-/
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Re: Stupid TV presenters
« Reply #6 on: 30 September 2010, 15:19:40 »
Hmm..... Ben Fogle

Somebody should sex him!

I'm never sure about him.
Sort of gets into all sorts of rugged he man type of pursuits, but sounds like a big.....well......mummy's boy.

Mick ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 30 September 2010, 15:20:49 »
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Hmm..... Ben Fogle

Somebody should sex him!

I'm never sure about him.
Sort of gets into all sorts of rugged he man type of pursuits, but sounds like a big.....well......mummy's boy.

Mick ;)

See that just sounds very, very wrong to me..  :o ;D
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Re: Stupid TV presenters
« Reply #8 on: 30 September 2010, 18:20:45 »
Either, that particular toff is as stupid as he comes over, or he thinks BBC viewers are that stupid.


So, I'm probably correct on both counts ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 30 September 2010, 19:12:39 »
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isn't BESTIALITY a capital offence??????    :-/


I was upset when they outlawed muffin the mule.
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« Reply #10 on: 30 September 2010, 20:08:52 »
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isn't BESTIALITY a capital offence??????    :-/


Depending on the perpetrator, sheep worrying can certainly be considered so. :-X
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