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dad1uk

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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #15 on: 19 January 2014, 05:11:19 »

I have heard that in an emergency you can use the cardboard center to remove "clingons" enough to get you to the supply cupboard and back without to much "squelching" around  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm sure Esta will bring further helpful hints and tips when he wakes up  ::) ;)
 

Aah, technical advice from Esta. There's a thing to behold. :y ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #16 on: 19 January 2014, 06:11:35 »

I have heard that in an emergency you can use the cardboard center to remove "clingons" enough to get you to the supply cupboard and back without to much "squelching" around  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm sure Esta will bring further helpful hints and tips when he wakes up  ::) ;)
 

Aah, technical advice from Esta. There's a thing to behold. :y ;D

 ;D ;D ;D

Not difficult to 2nd guess STEMO practical technical advice: Mattress, shieet, duvet, use, wipe, ask OOF for cleaning advice, where's the problem he's been there and done that. For the house trained embarrass the MIL and SWMBO as you shuffle and squech down stairs with your grundies around your ankles, that will teach her to ignore your texts with her phone on silent.  :P :o ;D ;D ;D

PS: The job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #17 on: 19 January 2014, 11:57:37 »

She's claiming pay back after a certain text. My bet is she hid the "supplies" :(
Is that why Mrs TB was sniggering yesterday....
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Re: HEEEELP....
« Reply #18 on: 19 January 2014, 12:06:19 »

She's claiming pay back after a certain text. My bet is she hid the "supplies" :(
Is that why Mrs TB was sniggering yesterday....
Mmmnah that must have been something you did. Couldn't possibly be anything to do with me. :-\
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