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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 10 December 2025, 21:18:53 »
Rooster strides into a chip shop….., Two chicken legs, OPEN!
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Yes I know it’s commonly called laughing gas, I was relating to its use for increasing power on vehicles of course 🤣🤣👍Good glad you’re ok, and Nitrous Oxide is Always the right choice️
Entonox is what they used i believe.
Feeling a tad swollen in the back of my throught, slept most of the afternoon, only had coffee and biscuits at the hospital before I left. Not had anything to eat since lunch on time Tuesday, so might manage to lose some weight.![]()
The fencers who came yesterday morning and took down my side gate and 6ft panel down the side of my house which was knackered. Then the delivery of the new stuff was late so he said he'd go and have look at another job and come back and finish after lunch.
The new stuff came, and then the fencer phoned and said he'd now be coming back in the morning at 7.30am. It was absolutely lashing down at 7.30am and he didn't come which wasn't surprising, but haven't seen him yet and he's not answering my calls FFS.
British builders, backbone of the country.
How to become a builder?
F*uck about at school and leave with no qualifications. Then buy a knackered flatbed and you suddenly become an expert in roofing, guttering, tree cutting, drains, fencing, driveway cleaning and laying.
Hey chops! Watch it. Do you want a visit from me and Dai, He’s back now you know🥊🥊🚑🚑
Jimmy Cliff the reggae legend.
Saw him twice live , brilliant entertainer may he Rest in Peace.