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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
« on: 29 November 2010, 18:18:00 »







This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish Guardian.

 
 
 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me... Call 01272-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....

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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the  Truro RSPCA
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Re: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
« Reply #1 on: 29 November 2010, 18:32:10 »
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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Cornish Guardian.

 
 
 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me... Call 01272-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....

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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the  Truro RSPCA :y :y :y



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Re: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
« Reply #2 on: 29 November 2010, 18:39:22 »
That is so funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Men!!!  They will go for anything.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
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Re: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
« Reply #3 on: 29 November 2010, 18:46:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 29 November 2010, 19:10:31 »
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That is so funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Men!!!  They will go for anything.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)


most do but i'm very fussy myself. i only go for women over the age of 18  ::) ;D ;D
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Re: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
« Reply #5 on: 29 November 2010, 19:12:44 »
im gutted   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
« Reply #6 on: 29 November 2010, 19:23:15 »
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That is so funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Men!!!  They will go for anything.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
I've gone for some right old dogs in my time ::)
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« Reply #7 on: 29 November 2010, 19:42:23 »
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That is so funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Men!!!  They will go for anything.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
I've gone for some right old dogs in my time ::)

Alcohol has made some really ugly people very attractive. Including me ;D ;D
I would like to formally thank the inventor of alcohol :y :y :y
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« Reply #8 on: 29 November 2010, 19:58:09 »
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That is so funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Men!!!  They will go for anything.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
I've gone for some right old dogs in my time ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 29 November 2010, 19:58:50 »
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That is so funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Men!!!  They will go for anything.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
I've gone for some right old dogs in my time ::)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
« Reply #10 on: 29 November 2010, 22:50:41 »
I'd be happy with the "Annie" in the picture.
   She'd love me more & ask for less!!!
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