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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My old dad use to sniff the air, pull a face and say "A farmer'd keep you for your shite, lad".

Or....."Smells like a rat's crawled up your hole and died". 


He was very...erm....earthy, my dad.

  it's still a mystery to us all how you persuaded a young lady such as your wife that you were a catch .. what with your effluent and all.

You must be hung like a donkey 

Apparently she is blind and STMO fooled her with a George Clooney recording, as I doubt a thick scouse accent was going to get her between the sheets.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Like I say, I blame it on the parents.

So no family dining all together, no tv just old fashioned conversation . Hey ho.

No they just send each other links! 

We have our tea together. It just means I have to cook separate meals, cause he won't eat the same as us.

In refined society we eat breakfast, lunch,  and dinner............but then I'm not from Liverpool.

[STEMO]

Like I say, I blame it on the parents.

So no family dining all together, no tv just old fashioned conversation . Hey ho.

No they just send each other links! 

We have our tea together. It just means I have to cook separate meals, cause he won't eat the same as us.

In refined society we eat breakfast, lunch,  and dinner............but then I'm not from Liverpool.

I think you may have mentioned that before. Probably into double figures now. 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Like I say, I blame it on the parents.

So no family dining all together, no tv just old fashioned conversation . Hey ho.

No they just send each other links! 

We have our tea together. It just means I have to cook separate meals, cause he won't eat the same as us.

spare the rod .......
kids today 

Aspergers, Dave, he won't eat what he won't eat. I'm immensely proud of him making it to uni, I never thought he'd be capable of doing it on his own.

You've every right to be proud of him Steve. Sounds like the boy has done great and put a lot of your worries to rest.
Had similar with my son around the same time as you did. He had a different set of problems, but I was also concerned about him coping. He took to it like a duck to water, flourished socially, and grew in confidence like I could only have dreamed of.
He ended up getting a 2.1 hons, and just a gnats shy of a first.
Problem is, he has met a miserable manipulative woman, moved in with her, and is planning to marry her and have babies in a years time. You overcome one problem and then...…...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Like I say, I blame it on the parents.

So no family dining all together, no tv just old fashioned conversation . Hey ho.

No they just send each other links! 

We have our tea together. It just means I have to cook separate meals, cause he won't eat the same as us.

In refined society we eat breakfast, lunch,  and dinner............but then I'm not from Liverpool.

I think you may have mentioned that before. Probably into double figures now. 

Mentioned what before?.........I have the memory recall of a retarded goldfish.