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JoeRadosavljevich

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Flirting
« on: 17 June 2014, 23:44:39 »
Let's start a new topic on your very first approach to a significant other. What were your first words to her/him and how did he/she respond? I'll go first, it happened last week on a night out. Stunningly beautiful brunette, from afar looked like au pair.

Me: Hello
She: hi
Me: (long predatory stare) You look like you're from Italy
She: giggles. No, I am from Spain.
Me: There goes my chance for home made Italian pizza
She: laughing. I am sorry to disappoint you.
Me: I am thinking of how you can make it up to me.
She: coyly. What makes you think I will do such thing?
Me: The moist on your lips.
She: (Turning red). You are very naughty.
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #1 on: 18 June 2014, 07:59:10 »
Which lips were they, Joe?
 :-[

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Re: Flirting
« Reply #2 on: 18 June 2014, 10:56:55 »
Do you have a story of your own?
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #3 on: 18 June 2014, 11:18:40 »
Quote from: JoeRadosavljevich on 18 June 2014, 10:56:55
Do you have a story of your own?
Yeah Joe, but i think most of ,em may be a bit to raunchy for on here. :D
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #4 on: 18 June 2014, 12:06:54 »
Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain.  ::)  Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave!  :o  :y

It seems we have much to learn!  ;)  ;D
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #5 on: 18 June 2014, 13:52:44 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 18 June 2014, 12:06:54
Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain.  ::)  Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave!  :o  :y

It seems we have much to learn!  ;)  ;D

You silver-tongued charmer, Sir Tig.... ;D ;D
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #6 on: 18 June 2014, 17:59:32 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 18 June 2014, 13:52:44
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 18 June 2014, 12:06:54
Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain.  ::)  Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave!  :o  :y

It seems we have much to learn!  ;)  ;D

You silver-tongued charmer, Sir Tig.... ;D ;D

I thought that was your modus operandi M'lud?  ::)  :)
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #7 on: 18 June 2014, 18:44:24 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 18 June 2014, 12:06:54
Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain.  ::)  Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o  :y

It seems we have much to learn!  ;)  ;D

Surely that would be the woman doing that  ;D
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #8 on: 18 June 2014, 18:47:39 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 18 June 2014, 17:59:32
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 18 June 2014, 13:52:44
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 18 June 2014, 12:06:54
Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain.  ::)  Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave!  :o  :y

It seems we have much to learn!  ;)  ;D

You silver-tongued charmer, Sir Tig.... ;D ;D

I thought that was your modus operandi M'lud?  ::)  :)

In my younger days no knicker elastic could keep me at bay. ;D ;D :y
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #9 on: 18 June 2014, 19:07:21 »
Quote from: Emd on 18 June 2014, 18:44:24
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 18 June 2014, 12:06:54
Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain.  ::)  Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o  :y

It seems we have much to learn!  ;)  ;D

Surely that would be the woman doing that  ;D

Round your way maybe Mr Emd, but we're real men down yer! Arrrr!  :y :y :y
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #10 on: 18 June 2014, 19:15:17 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 18 June 2014, 19:07:21
Quote from: Emd on 18 June 2014, 18:44:24
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 18 June 2014, 12:06:54
Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain.  ::)  Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave! :o  :y

It seems we have much to learn!  ;)  ;D

Surely that would be the woman doing that  ;D

Round your way maybe Mr Emd, but we're real men down yer! Arrrr!  :y :y :y

Yep , well you wouldnt want to go out at night around here  :(
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #11 on: 18 June 2014, 19:17:59 »
Before rhohypional there was vodka :)
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #12 on: 18 June 2014, 19:37:42 »
Who else is thinking of the Kevin Bloody Wilson song about first dates?

I tried it a couple of times, had a slap and a glass of wine thrown at me :P
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #13 on: 18 June 2014, 19:43:09 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 18 June 2014, 19:37:42

I tried it a couple of times, had a slap and a glass of wine thrown at me :P

Such a perfect opportunity for creating something out of nothing. Has happened to me as well.
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Re: Flirting
« Reply #14 on: 18 June 2014, 19:46:55 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 18 June 2014, 17:59:32
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 18 June 2014, 13:52:44
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 18 June 2014, 12:06:54
Joe, we tend to use a more direct approach here in Britain.  ::)  Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to the cave!  :o  :y

It seems we have much to learn!  ;)  ;D

You silver-tongued charmer, Sir Tig.... ;D ;D

I thought that was your modus operandi M'lud?  ::)  :)

No Lord Doctor Opti is much more sophisticated than that: "He laptops them over the head and drags them back to his mansion, telling them 'trust me' I'm a doctor." ::) :P ;D ;D
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