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This will amuse you
« on: 21 January 2023, 08:14:24 »

 Working at a University, there are a large amount of Entitlied ar$es about the place and also now the full woke brigade
Now, with Feb 14th approching, we now have a new event to sort out. No, not Valentines day as per the several hundred years that has been, it is now "Love your self day"
What a bunch of w@nkers!
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #1 on: 21 January 2023, 08:35:03 »

Knowing the place as I do, it doesnt surprise me in the slightest.  ::)
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #2 on: 21 January 2023, 08:50:59 »

Does sitting in front of the computer with a box of tissues count ?
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #3 on: 21 January 2023, 10:58:41 »

Knowing the place as I do, it doesnt surprise me in the slightest.  ::)

It was bad enough when I graduated in '92. ;D
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #4 on: 21 January 2023, 13:04:25 »

Trigger warnings are the way to go. ;)

......and what exactly is all this 'finger clicking' crap I have heard about to replace clapping? :-X
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #5 on: 21 January 2023, 13:08:52 »

https://youtu.be/UPLQNUVmq3o

I mean, what the f*uck is this all about. :D ;)
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #6 on: 21 January 2023, 13:46:52 »

https://youtu.be/UPLQNUVmq3o

I mean, what the f*uck is this all about. :D ;)

Jeez don't do this, don't do that, just don't.... Don't OK?  ::)

Don't behave like a normal human being!  ;D
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #7 on: 21 January 2023, 13:47:43 »

You can understand why actual communists tend to run dictatorships. You'd never get anything done unless if you waited for all the 'points of personal privilege'  ;D

Almost work going to such a meeting to demand that points of personal privilege be outlawed as acts of selfish intolerance.
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« Reply #8 on: 21 January 2023, 14:30:53 »

Does sitting in front of the computer with a box of tissues count ?

In the days before computer wizardry we made do with a copy of Mayfair or Razzle, and a sock.......which would then be put back on ;)
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #9 on: 21 January 2023, 14:34:23 »

Does sitting in front of the computer with a box of tissues count ?

In the days before computer wizardry we made do with a copy of Mayfair or Razzle, and a sock.......which would then be put back on ;)
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Bit squishy between the toes I would think..😂
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« Reply #10 on: 21 January 2023, 17:36:29 »

Does sitting in front of the computer with a box of tissues count ?

In the days before computer wizardry we made do with a copy of Mayfair or Razzle, and a sock.......which would then be put back on ;)

When I was about 14-15 my Mum found an old T shirt and a couple of jizz mags under my bed.  ::)

She washed the T shirt put it back neatly folded with the mags, and then told everyone!  Oh the shame....  :-[

By contrast at about the same time my mates Mum found his mags and wank rag and went nuts at him! Disgusting boy!  ;D 

Why the fuss? Surely it's natural for a teenage boy to crack one off as often as possible?  :)
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« Reply #11 on: 21 January 2023, 17:46:04 »

Does sitting in front of the computer with a box of tissues count ?

In the days before computer wizardry we made do with a copy of Mayfair or Razzle, and a sock.......which would then be put back on ;)

When I was about 14-15 my Mum found an old T shirt and a couple of jizz mags under my bed.  ::)

She washed the T shirt put it back neatly folded with the mags, and then told everyone!  Oh the shame....  :-[

By contrast at about the same time my mates Mum found his mags and wank rag and went nuts at him! Disgusting boy!  ;D 

Why the fuss? Surely it's natural for a teenage boy to crack one off as often as possible?  :)

Teen boys should manage it a minimum of 5 times a day.....until they get a girlfriend. :)
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #12 on: 21 January 2023, 18:21:03 »

Does sitting in front of the computer with a box of tissues count ?

In the days before computer wizardry we made do with a copy of Mayfair or Razzle, and a sock.......which would then be put back on ;)

When I was about 14-15 my Mum found an old T shirt and a couple of jizz mags under my bed.  ::)

She washed the T shirt put it back neatly folded with the mags, and then told everyone!  Oh the shame....  :-[

By contrast at about the same time my mates Mum found his mags and wank rag and went nuts at him! Disgusting boy!  ;D 

Why the fuss? Surely it's natural for a teenage boy to crack one off as often as possible?  :)

Teen boys should manage it a minimum of 5 times a day.....until they get a girlfriend. :)
Girlfriends cost money  :(
In Barnsley we have a saying: Wanky, wanky, money in the banky  ;D
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #13 on: 22 January 2023, 12:58:24 »

Does sitting in front of the computer with a box of tissues count ?

In the days before computer wizardry we made do with a copy of Mayfair or Razzle, and a sock.......which would then be put back on ;)

When I was about 14-15 my Mum found an old T shirt and a couple of jizz mags under my bed.  ::)

She washed the T shirt put it back neatly folded with the mags, and then told everyone!  Oh the shame....  :-[

By contrast at about the same time my mates Mum found his mags and wank rag and went nuts at him! Disgusting boy!  ;D 

Why the fuss? Surely it's natural for a teenage boy to crack one off as often as possible?  :)

Teen boys should manage it a minimum of 5 times a day.....until they get a girlfriend. :)
Girlfriends cost money  :(
In Barnsley we have a saying: Wanky, wanky, money in the banky
  ;D

Every Jizz mag must have all it's pages permanently stuck together in sunny Barnsley. :)
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #14 on: 22 January 2023, 13:27:03 »

Years ago ( 70s) one of wifeys friends sister featured in  Readers wives, caused a big family fallout when it was discovered, naturally we had to get a copy to see what all the fuss was about, lovely tits & a gaping shaven haven rude girl..😂😂
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Re: This will amuse you
« Reply #15 on: 22 January 2023, 19:50:09 »

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