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[STEMO]

If he wants to warm his bottom in the new beemer, he'd better be prepared to cough up 

https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/cars/article-11674535/Dacias-free-hot-water-bottle-offer-dig-BMWs-15-month-heated-seats.html

[Doctor Gollum]

Well that's taken long enough to come up with

[Raeturbo]

Wow the temperature of your arse needs to be controlled by the Jerrys now then?🔥

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It does have heated but not cooled seats...I think. ......F*uck £15 a month.



I'm driving there today to see why they haven't got their finger out and built it yet.

Being assembled in Mexico where they sleep all day long when not running for the US southern border.

[Doctor Gollum]

Perhaps they've all left

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Perhaps they've all left

Tumbleweed blowing through the factory as I type.

[YZ250]

It does have heated but not cooled seats...I think. ......F*uck £15 a month.

I'm driving there today to see why they haven't got their finger out and built it yet.

Ask them for a refund, and mean it, for failing to fulfil a contract, and see if that speeds them up.    Tell them the mere mortals on a works car scheme are getting their car like yours much quicker than your delivery date. Oh, and tell them that they can stick their auto full beam up their arse as it dips the lights when they reflect off of a road sign, with no other car within miles. Although adaptive headlights are good because they move the beam pattern.    And, tell them to stick their lane discipline function up their arse as it sees shiny tarmac repairs on the road as a white line and steers to correct your position ……. when their is nothing wrong with your road positioning.   
Keep the heated seats though, and the pre-heat timers that allows you to set timers to defrost the vehicle before you need to use it, from your bmw phone app. 
When you eventually get it, if bmw are tight enough to piss people off, turn off the wi-fi and re-code the chargeable items to activate. An Indie has access to the same software that bmw use, so service history can be maintained. Just wondering, will DFS start charging me a monthly subscription for using the electric recliners on my furniture. 

[STEMO]

It does have heated but not cooled seats...I think. ......F*uck £15 a month.

I'm driving there today to see why they haven't got their finger out and built it yet.

Ask them for a refund, and mean it, for failing to fulfil a contract, and see if that speeds them up.    Tell them the mere mortals on a works car scheme are getting their car like yours much quicker than your delivery date. Oh, and tell them that they can stick their auto full beam up their arse as it dips the lights when they reflect off of a road sign, with no other car within miles. Although adaptive headlights are good because they move the beam pattern.    And, tell them to stick their lane discipline function up their arse as it sees shiny tarmac repairs on the road as a white line and steers to correct your position ……. when their is nothing wrong with your road positioning.   
Keep the heated seats though, and the pre-heat timers that allows you to set timers to defrost the vehicle before you need to use it, from your bmw phone app. 
When you eventually get it, if bmw are tight enough to piss people off, turn off the wi-fi and re-code the chargeable items to activate. An Indie has access to the same software that bmw use, so service history can be maintained. Just wondering, will DFS start charging me a monthly subscription for using the electric recliners on my furniture.

They already did   

A £50 monthly payment to DFS is £30 for your sofa, £10 for the loan company and £10 for being a knob 

[YZ250]

It does have heated but not cooled seats...I think. ......F*uck £15 a month.

I'm driving there today to see why they haven't got their finger out and built it yet.

Ask them for a refund, and mean it, for failing to fulfil a contract, and see if that speeds them up.    Tell them the mere mortals on a works car scheme are getting their car like yours much quicker than your delivery date. Oh, and tell them that they can stick their auto full beam up their arse as it dips the lights when they reflect off of a road sign, with no other car within miles. Although adaptive headlights are good because they move the beam pattern.    And, tell them to stick their lane discipline function up their arse as it sees shiny tarmac repairs on the road as a white line and steers to correct your position ……. when their is nothing wrong with your road positioning.   
Keep the heated seats though, and the pre-heat timers that allows you to set timers to defrost the vehicle before you need to use it, from your bmw phone app. 
When you eventually get it, if bmw are tight enough to piss people off, turn off the wi-fi and re-code the chargeable items to activate. An Indie has access to the same software that bmw use, so service history can be maintained. Just wondering, will DFS start charging me a monthly subscription for using the electric recliners on my furniture.

They already did   

I was very lucky with my timing, DFS had a sale on at the time.   

[STEMO]

I give oak furniture land £87 a month, so I'm paying £17.40 for being a knob 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well...best I can get is a build slot somewhere in the May - July region... Delivery a few months later.

He did say there may possibly be one or two cancelled orders due the the APR rising considerably on PCP deals since customers left their deposit. Not a problem for me even if it hits 20%.

He reckons about 12 orders for the latest 2023 G42 M240i, of which only one has been delivered. I'm number 3 or 4 with a deposit left in May 2022.

[STEMO]

Well...best I can get is a build slot somewhere in the May - July region... Delivery a few months later.

He did say there may possibly be one or two cancelled orders due the the APR rising considerably on PCP deals since customers left their deposit. Not a problem for me even if it hits 20%.

He reckons about 12 orders for the latest 2023 G42 M240i, of which only one has been delivered. I'm number 3 or 4 with a deposit left in May 2022.

Look on the bright side. If delivery had been within a couple of weeks, you'd now bei driving around in a giant bell end 

[STEMO]

Your registration plate is ready, sir

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's a humble 2 series. Not even a proper 'M' car.....oh the shame.

I'll probably need to wear a paper bag when driving it.

Following the mighty Signum anything else is less.

 

[STEMO]

I was talking about the colour you originally ordered.