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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Although this bloke could make Sammy Millers Vanishing point look slow😂🤣

https://youtu.be/HV4JzoeaWTQ

Balls of steel in the fifties when health and safety was for nancy boys and vegans.

Stopping from 632 MPH in 1 second is going to hurt.

Made of 'the right stuff'..

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm just her kind of bastard.

Die Hard 2? Though obviously bastard should read arsehole...

I thought it was Yippee-Ki-Yay motherfuc*ker.

That's what the bald geezer in the blood soaked string vest always says, not what Major Grant says to McClane "No, you're right, I'm just your kind of arsehole"

Guess who has to sit through those films every Christmas

Now more films for Bruce, I hear. Dementia or something similar?

[Sir Tigger KC]

How does the mighty Signum fare down your private drag track M'Lud? 

Or is it more suited to your weekly pootle to Waitrose? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

How does the mighty Signum fare down your private drag track M'Lud? 

Or is it more suited to your weekly pootle to Waitrose? 

14.9 second quarter.

Sixties supercar quick.

The old girl can lift up her skirts when she has to.

[TheBoy]

Now more films for Bruce, I hear. Dementia or something similar?

Its some memory problem, though not dementia.

The last few he made for Netflix were utter shite

[Sir Tigger KC]

How does the mighty Signum fare down your private drag track M'Lud? 

Or is it more suited to your weekly pootle to Waitrose? 

14.9 second quarter.

Sixties supercar quick.

The old girl can lift up her skirts when she has to.

I'm sure my Mondeo with it's Transit engine could beat that. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Now more films for Bruce, I hear. Dementia or something similar?

Its some memory problem, though not dementia.

The last few he made for Netflix were utter shite

A couple were OK, but not that one where he plays a corrupt sheriff ripping of pension funds and looked like it was filmed on an iPhone 4...that was so poorly composed that it was actually unwatchable.

[TheBoy]

Now more films for Bruce, I hear. Dementia or something similar?

Its some memory problem, though not dementia.

The last few he made for Netflix were utter shite

A couple were OK, but not that one where he plays a corrupt sheriff ripping of pension funds and looked like it was filmed on an iPhone 4...that was so poorly composed that it was actually unwatchable.

I have an immediate dislike for shit thats filmed with that shakey camera technique, thats become all the rage since Blair Witch.  I rarely make it past the 2nd scene.

[ronnyd]

Now more films for Bruce, I hear. Dementia or something similar?

Its some memory problem, though not dementia.

The last few he made for Netflix were utter shite

A couple were OK, but not that one where he plays a corrupt sheriff ripping of pension funds and looked like it was filmed on an iPhone 4...that was so poorly composed that it was actually unwatchable.

I have an immediate dislike for shit thats filmed with that shakey camera technique, thats become all the rage since Blair Witch.  I rarely make it past the 2nd scene.

Yes, does tend to make older folk go dizzy,  I should know. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Now more films for Bruce, I hear. Dementia or something similar?

Its some memory problem, though not dementia.

The last few he made for Netflix were utter shite

A couple were OK, but not that one where he plays a corrupt sheriff ripping of pension funds and looked like it was filmed on an iPhone 4...that was so poorly composed that it was actually unwatchable.

I have an immediate dislike for shit thats filmed with that shakey camera technique, thats become all the rage since Blair Witch.  I rarely make it past the 2nd scene.

It would have been passable if they had turned off the auto focus and used a gimble, but you could almost hear the camera operator reading the direction out loud and then ignoring it.

[YZ250]

………….
I like gadgets and have already used it on my classic and much sought after Vauxhall. Apparently it is extremely accurate.

https://dragymotorsports.co.uk/products/dragy-gps-performance-box

I also like gadgets and I appreciate that you are still of a young enough age to be interested in 0-60mph stats, but at my age I’m more interested in gadgets that tell me if I’m still breathing and where the nearest toilet is. 

[TheBoy]

and where the nearest toilet is. 

I only suffer that if I've succumbed to a KFC at Oxford services, and then Junction 9 is congested...


As to the speed gizmo Lord Opti has, I thought the local constabulary regularly showed you you performance on their calibrated gear

[Raeturbo]

If they catch you😂⚡️

[ronnyd]

………….
I like gadgets and have already used it on my classic and much sought after Vauxhall. Apparently it is extremely accurate.

https://dragymotorsports.co.uk/products/dragy-gps-performance-box

I also like gadgets and I appreciate that you are still of a young enough age to be interested in 0-60mph stats, but at my age I’m more interested in gadgets that tell if I’m still breathing and where the nearest toilet is. e i

Seconded. 

[TheBoy]

If they catch you😂⚡️

As I understand it, YZ250 is on first name terms with the local jam sandwich drivers....