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[YZ250]

and where the nearest toilet is. 

I only suffer that if I've succumbed to a KFC at Oxford services, and then Junction 9 is congested...


As to the speed gizmo Lord Opti has, I thought the local constabulary regularly showed you you performance on their calibrated gear

Don’t want to tempt fate but I’ve had a good run of luck with the local constabulary recently, but then I haven’t driven since March so maybe that’s relative.  (And before anyone asks, no I wasn’t banned  )

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

………….
I like gadgets and have already used it on my classic and much sought after Vauxhall. Apparently it is extremely accurate.

https://dragymotorsports.co.uk/products/dragy-gps-performance-box

I also like gadgets and I appreciate that you are still of a young enough age to be interested in 0-60mph stats, but at my age I’m more interested in gadgets that tell me if I’m still breathing and where the nearest toilet is. 

I read this and immediately thought.....Mr Godfrey.

Surely we have to hope for a more optimistic future than that.

If dribbling into a brown cardigan while looking aimlessly out of a window,  I think why bother.

[Doctor Gollum]

If they catch you😂⚡️

As I understand it, YZ250 is on first name terms with the local jam sandwich drivers....

I believe that he is a reformed character now.*

*His words...

[YZ250]

If they catch you😂⚡️

As I understand it, YZ250 is on first name terms with the local jam sandwich drivers....

I believe that he is a reformed character now.*

*His words...

It's true Al, I am a reformed character, unlike that TB chap that just pretends to be reformed. 

[TheBoy]

but then I haven’t driven since March so maybe that’s relative.  (And before anyone asks, no I wasn’t banned  )

Well, certainly not by the constabulary!

[TheBoy]

If they catch you😂⚡️

As I understand it, YZ250 is on first name terms with the local jam sandwich drivers....

I believe that he is a reformed character now.*

*His words...

It's true Al, I am a reformed character, unlike that TB chap that just pretends to be reformed. 

No, YZ, you're a slow learner, hence multiple patronisation courses.

I'm a fast learner, and realise how reckless my driving was, and how speed kills, and how I kill polar bears.  And all after just one, great value, informative, worthwhile, excellent speed awareness course....

[Kevin Wood]

I'm a fast learner, and realise how reckless my driving was, and how speed kills, and how I kill polar bears.  And all after just one, great value, informative, worthwhile, excellent speed awareness course....

I bet you even forgot to leave rubber in the car park afterwards too...? 

[TheBoy]

I'm a fast learner, and realise how reckless my driving was, and how speed kills, and how I kill polar bears.  And all after just one, great value, informative, worthwhile, excellent speed awareness course....

I bet you even forgot to leave rubber in the car park afterwards too...? 

Thanks not my fault, I drive a turbo diesel, so power delivery goes something like...

Nothing
Nothing
Nothing
600Nm

Apparently the car may have a option where the throttle isn't an on/off switch, but some complexities are beyond my simple mind...