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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just filled up.

£156.9 for proper fuel.

£187.9 for the sooty fuel.

That's 31p for each litre.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Almost as cheap to drive the Boxster to work as the clit - if it ever goes again. 

[johnnydog]

I remember (back in t'day) in 1974, that I used to fill up my Mini on payday and I had a good amount of change out of a fiver. And that was putting 3 star in - although when I was a bit skint towards the end of the month, I resorted to putting 2 star in.....
My mate whose Dad had a Triumph 2.5PI company car ran it on 5 star - 100 octane. Even a full tank of that good stuff would have only been in the region of £10.....
The good old days.......still cheaper than the equivalent cost at todays prices.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Almost as cheap to drive the Boxster to work as the clit - if it ever goes again. 

Certainly more fun.

[Varche]

Thanks Putin and Opec cutting production by 2 million barrels a day .

Paid 2.00 euros today for diesl. ( we get 20 cents off per litre from that price) unleaded was about 1.75.

Not many on the roads

[Sir Tigger KC]

Thanks Putin and Opec cutting production by 2 million barrels a day .

Paid 2.00 euros today for diesl. ( we get 20 cents off per litre from that price) unleaded was about 1.75.

Not many on the roads

Yes when Sleepy Joe took over nearly two years ago America was self sufficient in oil and gas.

Not long ago he had to go to Riyadh to smooze the Saudis to pump more oil..... That went well! 

[Doctor Gollum]

Thanks Putin and Opec cutting production by 2 million barrels a day .

Paid 2.00 euros today for diesl. ( we get 20 cents off per litre from that price) unleaded was about 1.75.

Not many on the roads

There was an impressive traffic jam on a road at the outskirts of Malaga at 6.30 on Friday morning, easily a kilometer long leading up to a roundabout...

Also no shortage of traffic between the airport and city centre at 4pm on both Thursday and Friday 

No shortage of people out on either evening too... The only interesting thing was the preference for cash everywhere except in the supermarkets and hotel.

[Raeturbo]

About time Biden had his last sleep…. He’s done, stick a fork in his arse and turn him over….

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

About time Biden had his last sleep…. He’s done, stick a fork in his arse and turn him over….

He may be back for four more years if still alive in 2024.

Can you imagine him in 2028.

[Raeturbo]

Stop it please 🤮

[olm]

Thanks Putin and Opec cutting production by 2 million barrels a day .

Paid 2.00 euros today for diesl. ( we get 20 cents off per litre from that price) unleaded was about 1.75.

Not many on the roads

Give thanks to our European leaders and their magnificent "sanctions"
I see that you are from Spain, me too and close to your area. The price of diesel is insane, luckily mine is v6 glp and at Repsol it stays at 0.70, I hope it lasts!

[Doctor Gollum]

Given that the current penchant for diesel bashing shows no sign of relenting, I am seriously considering a switch back to petrol... My man maths suggests that a nice petrol V8 could be run for less than a diesel V6... Currently 25ppl difference without even trying. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Given that the current penchant for diesel bashing shows no sign of relenting, I am seriously considering a switch back to petrol... My man maths suggests that a nice petrol V8 could be run for less than a diesel V6... Currently 25ppl difference without even trying. 

Good man.

I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol.

[Nick W]

I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol.

One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol.

One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego.

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid.

I'll be past caring.

[Doctor Gollum]

I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol.

One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego.

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid.

I'll be past caring.

Just have her prop you up in the loft...

[Sir Tigger KC]

I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol.

One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego.

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid.

I'll be past caring.

Sounds like Mrs Opti has plans for you M'Lud. 

One false move!   

[BazaJT]

£166.9p for E10 and £179.9p for diesel round here today.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol.

One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego.

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid.

I'll be past caring.

Sounds like Mrs Opti has plans for you M'Lud. 

One false move!   

There is something of the bunny boiler about her......

She would fit well into a 'Killer women' documentary on Channel 5.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol.

One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego.

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid.

I'll be past caring.

Sounds like Mrs Opti has plans for you M'Lud. 

One false move!   

There is something of the bunny boiler about her......

She would fit well into a 'Killer women' documentary on Channel 5.

Such women are usually very passionate so you're a lucky man! 

Watch your back though. 

She might have been practicing so far with the flying laptops! 

[Nick W]

Such women are usually very passionate so you're a lucky man! 

Watch your back though. 

She might have been practicing so far with the flying laptops! 

Might?




Ring ring:


What service please?


Ambulance. It's my husband, he dropped his laptop at the top of the stairs, slipped on it and went down them headfirst


Sometime later the coroner rules it as accidental death, and:


So Mrs Opti, how would you like the funeral to go?


Oh just stuff the old git in a cardboard box and slip it into the crematorium at the cheapest time. I'll be in the Caribbean celebrating grieving.

[Sir Tigger KC]

A quick glance at his sister in law's boobs and he's a dead man! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I insist that even my hearse is powered by petrol.

One of the local undertakers still has a Montego hearse that would be ideal for you

Don't think my wife would be willing to spend enough money to see me in the back of a Montego.

More likely to be a cardboard coffin and a large hole in the back garden.

Job done....thirty quid.

I'll be past caring.

Sounds like Mrs Opti has plans for you M'Lud. 

One false move!   

There is something of the bunny boiler about her......

She would fit well into a 'Killer women' documentary on Channel 5.

Such women are usually very passionate so you're a lucky man! 

Watch your back though. 

She might have been practicing so far with the flying laptops! 

She is.....but I always make sure her hands are tied rather than mine. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A quick glance at his sister in law's boobs and he's a dead man! 

Ripe, firm, warm, and womanly.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Such women are usually very passionate so you're a lucky man! 

Watch your back though. 

She might have been practicing so far with the flying laptops! 

Might?




Ring ring:


What service please?


Ambulance. It's my husband, he dropped his laptop at the top of the stairs, slipped on it and went down them headfirst


Sometime later the coroner rules it as accidental death, and:


So Mrs Opti, how would you like the funeral to go?


Oh just stuff the old git in a cardboard box and slip it into the crematorium at the cheapest time. I'll be in the Caribbean celebrating grieving.

Sounds spot on.

[Sir Tigger KC]

A quick glance at his sister in law's boobs and he's a dead man! 

Ripe, firm, warm, and womanly.

How do you know this? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A quick glance at his sister in law's boobs and he's a dead man! 

Ripe, firm, warm, and womanly.

How do you know this? 

The question you should be asking is how do you know they are warm to the touch?

As for the 'firm bit'.......when a woman likes going  braless it is easy to tell.

I presume you have women in Darzett.

[Sir Tigger KC]

A quick glance at his sister in law's boobs and he's a dead man! 

Ripe, firm, warm, and womanly.

How do you know this? 

The question you should be asking is how do you know they are warm to the touch?

As for the 'firm bit'.......when a woman likes going  braless it is easy to tell.

I presume you have women in Darzett.

I assumed that she was alive and kicking when you copped a feel!