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[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

 

[Doctor Gollum]

Insert, shake, rinse. Repeat.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Insert, shake, rinse. Repeat.

Some don't bother rinsing, hence the visits to the clap clinic. 

I expect Lord Opti thought quickly wiping it with the curtains would do the trick!      

[Doctor Gollum]

 

[STEMO]

As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss 

[Sir Tigger KC]

As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss 

You have to be careful when you let go though as piss can spray everywhere!   

[ronnyd]

As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss 

I think that Syphilis is a bit worse than a dose of the clap Steve. 

[STEMO]

As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss 

I think that Syphilis is a bit worse than a dose of the clap Steve. 

Exactly. Kill it with piss, quick 

[Rangie]

As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss 

.

I had a mate in the army who washed his prick in a diluted solution of Dettol after every shag, he provided us with some great stories after a night out , reckoned his mum was a nurse and she had given him this advice , poor sod got blown to bits in Ireland.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Or been a bit choosey. 

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young.

All the virgins were a bit choosey.

Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid. 

I'm beyond ugly.

Never really had a problem dipping my wick though.

I reckon there are a few on here who last had a shag when Prince was saying he was going to party like it's 1999.

[Doctor Gollum]

Or been a bit choosey. 

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young.

All the virgins were a bit choosey.

Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid. 

I'm beyond ugly.

Never really had a problem dipping my wick though.

I reckon there are a few on here who last had a shag when Prince was saying he was going to party like it's 1999 yesterday.

Fixed