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Title: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 November 2019, 12:01:03
OOF hero or sad bastard?

Either way sexy Shami C is coming down to Brackers to sit on his face shortly.

Some people have all the luck. :)
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: TheBoy on 16 November 2019, 12:04:00
Sad bastard, and gimme your address, I'll give her that, and claim that's where I live.
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 November 2019, 12:13:46
Sad bastard, and gimme your address, I'll give her that, and claim that's where I live.


Being an ardent feminist I can only presume that sexy Shami has a wet black towel of hair between her legs. Let us know.
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Webby the Bear on 16 November 2019, 17:05:16
Sad bastard, and gimme your address, I'll give her that, and claim that's where I live.


Being an ardent feminist I can only presume that sexy Shami has a wet black towel of hair under her armpits, between her legs and going up her back. Let us know.

Fixed mate 😃👍
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 November 2019, 17:13:31
Sad bastard, and gimme your address, I'll give her that, and claim that's where I live.


Being an ardent feminist I can only presume that sexy Shami has a wet black towel of hair under her armpits, between her legs and going up her back. Let us know.

Fixed mate 😃👍

Ah yes......I forgot about the armpit hair that feminists seem so fond of. As for the 'hairy back'  TB may be into that sort of thing. :)
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 November 2019, 17:14:22
......let us not forget hairy nipples. ::)
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: STEMO on 16 November 2019, 17:57:11
And the moustache.
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: TheBoy on 16 November 2019, 18:05:49
Must be living with sheep and goats that gives Opti these very, very weird fetishes about shagging probably the ugliest (and thickest) bird on the planet.

In fact, I'm not convinced "it" is a bird.
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 November 2019, 18:30:19
Must be living with sheep and goats that gives Opti these very, very weird fetishes about shagging probably the ugliest (and thickest) bird on the planet.

In fact, I'm not convinced "it" is a bird.


Oooooooh.....you protest too much. You are just gagging to slip her a length. :D ;) :)
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 November 2019, 18:35:33
I bet she's a right old moaner.  ::)
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 November 2019, 18:38:08
I bet she's a right old moaner.  ::)


I think men like women to moan a bit.....in a sexual capacity. :)
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 November 2019, 19:01:56
I bet she's a right old moaner.  ::)


I think men like women to moan a bit.....in a sexual capacity. :)

Whenever I see her on TV she's moaning about something or other, and don't think she'd stop just because you gave it to her M'lud.   ::)

Has anyone ever seen her smile or laugh?  :-\

Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Webby the Bear on 16 November 2019, 20:02:59
Who cares if she’s a ‘remoaner’. Her views on brexit have got nothing to do with her hairy growler  ::) ;D
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: dad1uk on 16 November 2019, 22:12:27
This has put me off my tea ;D
Title: Re: TB so close to 100,000 posts.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 16 November 2019, 22:26:57
Who cares if she’s a ‘remoaner’. Her views on brexit have got nothing to do with her hairy growler  ::) ;D

TB will get PTSD from that. ;D