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[Doctor Gollum]

... Completely out of context...

1. English girl, probably somewhere around twelve, and definitely from Mancchester (from the God awful accent)... Running over to parents shouted out the following: "What happens when I get my balls in?"

Apparently playing pool with her cheating younger sibling.

2. Slightly older German couple... Sitting next to a sub 40 ish Dutch couple. German chap turns to the Dutch couple and asks, in German, if they are also German.

No say the Dutch couple in unison in perfect English, "No, we're Dutch. From Holland"

"Oh" says the German man, "Do you speak German?"
"A little" says the Dutch person. In perfect German.
"Oh" says the German man again. "Do you know the time? We've been here five days and I still don't know what the time is, only we fly home tomorrow.".
Dutch chap replies, again in perfect German, "It's an hour behind Frankfurt. But you're on holiday. No one cares about a single hour"
Ze Germans face was a picture.

Generally, if you watch people long enough, you can tell exactly where they come from by the way they say, "Oh 'dangle berries', I have forgotten my mask" as they try to find an unoccupied table to put the twenty glasses or stack of plates down in a frantic attempt not to be noticed

Travelling by yourself can be entertaining as people can't figure out where you come from unless you talk to them.

And when you do find people you want to talk to, everyone then makes no end of assumptions about you based on who you spoke to... It's like Eldorado, only live

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Travelling with a busty blonde ( with her sexy sister available as back up) is more fun than travelling alone. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Travelling with a busty blonde ( with her sexy sister available as back up) is more fun than travelling alone. 

True, but then they get all pissy if you go out and pull someone else.

[Sir Tigger KC]

When I've travelled on ze continent on my jack (especially the Eastern bit), I've often been mistaken for a German.      

Must be my Aryan good looks! 

[STEMO]

When I've travelled on ze continent on my jack (especially the Eastern bit), I've often been mistaken for a German.      

Must be my Aryan good looks! 

No, no Tigger. When they called you a sausage eater they meant something totally different 

[Sir Tigger KC]

When I've travelled on ze continent on my jack (especially the Eastern bit), I've often been mistaken for a German.      

Must be my Aryan good looks! 

No, no Tigger. When they called you a sausage eater they meant something totally different 

 

Actually when they found out I'm English and was packing a British Banger rather than a German Weinerwurst.... 

[STEMO]

When I've travelled on ze continent on my jack (especially the Eastern bit), I've often been mistaken for a German.      

Must be my Aryan good looks! 

No, no Tigger. When they called you a sausage eater they meant something totally different 

 

Actually when they found out I'm English and was packing a British Banger rather than a German Weinerwurst.... 

Hmmmmm.........chipolata. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Travelling with a busty blonde ( with her sexy sister available as back up) is more fun than travelling alone. 

True, but then they get all pissy if you go out and pull someone else.

You can handle more than two raunchy milfs in one go then?

[TD]

When I've travelled on ze continent on my jack (especially the Eastern bit), I've often been mistaken for a German.      

Must be my Aryan good looks! 

No, no Tigger. When they called you a sausage eater they meant something totally different 

 

Actually when they found out I'm English and was packing a British Banger rather than a German Weinerwurst.... 

Just watching NAT GEO, they just been talking about (for 2 mins) King Tut's mummified willy,...ever thought having yours mummified Sir Tig??? 

[Doctor Gollum]

Travelling with a busty blonde ( with her sexy sister available as back up) is more fun than travelling alone. 

True, but then they get all pissy if you go out and pull someone else.

You can handle more than two raunchy milfs in one go then?

No but I might fancy a change...

[STEMO]

Travelling with a busty blonde ( with her sexy sister available as back up) is more fun than travelling alone. 

True, but then they get all pissy if you go out and pull someone else.

You can handle more than two raunchy milfs in one go then?

No but I might fancy a change...

Then change hands.

[Sir Tigger KC]

When I've travelled on ze continent on my jack (especially the Eastern bit), I've often been mistaken for a German.      

Must be my Aryan good looks! 

No, no Tigger. When they called you a sausage eater they meant something totally different 

 

Actually when they found out I'm English and was packing a British Banger rather than a German Weinerwurst.... 

Just watching NAT GEO, they just been talking about (for 2 mins) King Tut's mummified willy,...ever thought having yours mummified Sir Tig??? 

No Dave, most of it will be all worn away by then! 

[Doctor Gollum]

Travelling with a busty blonde ( with her sexy sister available as back up) is more fun than travelling alone. 

True, but then they get all pissy if you go out and pull someone else.

You can handle more than two raunchy milfs in one go then?

No but I might fancy a change...

Then change hands.

No need. After six hours being sandblasted in a low oven, it could use a rest. 

[STEMO]

Travelling with a busty blonde ( with her sexy sister available as back up) is more fun than travelling alone. 

True, but then they get all pissy if you go out and pull someone else.

You can handle more than two raunchy milfs in one go then?

No but I might fancy a change...

Then change hands.

No need. After six hours being sandblasted in a low oven, it could use a rest. 

Sounds like you're having a wonderful time 

[Doctor Gollum]

After getting in at 4 am, going to the beach for the day seemed like a really good idea...