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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 15 October 2014, 23:55:44 »Immigration..
All my neighbours are English
All the kids in the local school are English
All the local shops are owned and run by English people
I love it here in Spain.
Teacher asked the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Leroy said: "I wanna be a billionaire & go to the most
expensive clubs. I wanna find me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari
worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Monte Carlo, a mansion on
the beach, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa
Card, while banging her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible
response from little Leroy, decides not to acknowledge what he said
and simply tried to continue with the lesson . . . .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I thought I wanted to be a nurse. But, f**k that. I want to be
Leroy's bitch."
The South African justice system really is something else.
I wouldn't be surprised if Reeva Steenkamp's parents end up having to pay for a new bathroom door.
All my neighbours are English
All the kids in the local school are English
All the local shops are owned and run by English people
I love it here in Spain.
Teacher asked the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Leroy said: "I wanna be a billionaire & go to the most
expensive clubs. I wanna find me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari
worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Monte Carlo, a mansion on
the beach, a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa
Card, while banging her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible
response from little Leroy, decides not to acknowledge what he said
and simply tried to continue with the lesson . . . .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I thought I wanted to be a nurse. But, f**k that. I want to be
Leroy's bitch."
The South African justice system really is something else.
I wouldn't be surprised if Reeva Steenkamp's parents end up having to pay for a new bathroom door.