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[biggriffin]

Me Lud, as it's an mot failure, I will bid you £150 English pounds,as it sits,due to it being very dangerous, and only now fit for scrap.. I will pay you in nice new plastic £20's and £10's... 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Me Lud, as it's an mot failure, I will bid you £150 English pounds,as it sits,due to it being very dangerous, and only now fit for scrap.. I will pay you in nice new plastic £20's and £10's... 

Bloody hell that's generous BG! 

Have you been on the sauce? 

[Nick W]

Me Lud, as it's an mot failure, I will bid you £150 English pounds,as it sits,due to it being very dangerous, and only now fit for scrap.. I will pay you in nice new plastic £20's and £10's... 

Bloody hell that's generous BG! 

Have you been on the sauce? 

it's probably worth that to him so he never hears about the bloody thing again

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It is clear that the Signum 2.8T V6 is a future classic.....worth millions.

Although I will concede this rise in value may take place long after I am six feet under.

[dave the builder]

It is clear that the Signum 2.8T V6 is a future classic.....worth millions.

Although I will concede this rise in value may take place long after I am six feet under.

the only "rise in value" will be the money you spend on new coil springs 
I hope the new ones last a full 12 months this time  unlikely i know being vec C/ signum 

[biggriffin]

Me Lud, as it's an mot failure, I will bid you £150 English pounds,as it sits,due to it being very dangerous, and only now fit for scrap.. I will pay you in nice new plastic £20's and £10's... 

Bloody hell that's generous BG! 

Have you been on the sauce? 

it's probably worth that to him so he never hears about the bloody thing again

 I can take it apart, and keep the posh Vectra going for a few more years

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Me Lud, as it's an mot failure, I will bid you £150 English pounds,as it sits,due to it being very dangerous, and only now fit for scrap.. I will pay you in nice new plastic £20's and £10's... 

Bloody hell that's generous BG! 

Have you been on the sauce? 

it's probably worth that to him so he never hears about the bloody thing again

 I can take it apart, and keep the posh Vectra going for a few more years

The  desirable and sought after Signum and the 'common as muck' Vectra bear no relation to each other.....

[Doctor Gollum]

Me Lud, as it's an mot failure, I will bid you £150 English pounds,as it sits,due to it being very dangerous, and only now fit for scrap.. I will pay you in nice new plastic £20's and £10's... 

Bloody hell that's generous BG! 

Have you been on the sauce? 

it's probably worth that to him so he never hears about the bloody thing again

 I can take it apart, and keep the posh Vectra going for a few more years

The  desirable and sought after Signum and the 'common as muck' Vectra bear no relation to each other from the B or C pillar back*.....

*depend on comparing saloon/hatch or estate

But you're absolutely correct, they have nothing in common appart from that

[biggriffin]

Me Lud, as it's an mot failure, I will bid you £150 English pounds,as it sits,due to it being very dangerous, and only now fit for scrap.. I will pay you in nice new plastic £20's and £10's... 

Bloody hell that's generous BG! 

Have you been on the sauce? 

it's probably worth that to him so he never hears about the bloody thing again

 I can take it apart, and keep the posh Vectra going for a few more years

The  desirable and sought after Signum and the 'common as muck' Vectra bear no relation to each other from the B or C pillar back*.....

*depend on comparing saloon/hatch or estate

But you're absolutely correct, they have nothing in common appart from that

 There's quite a lot of bits off, the old scraper sigmund, that will fit the Slab. Brakes being the first.  Interior wise, not worth having, but suspension,brakes wheel that'll do.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

New MOT now in place. Apparently I don't get 13 months because of the extra 5 free months they have already given me due to covid.

I was surprised to find there was no charge for 'freeing off and cleaning' the handbrake mechanism, so I left a £20 tip.

I must be blessed with a likeable personality.

So then......£39 for the MOT and a tip of £20.

£59 to keep a classic Vauxhall on the road for another year. What's not to like.

[dave the builder]

congratulations on the MOT pass 

 What's not to like.

I'll start the big list
It's ugly
breaks springs every year....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

congratulations on the MOT pass 

 What's not to like.

I'll start the big list
It's ugly
breaks springs every year....

How a 'hairy-arsed' builder can say anything or anybody is ugly is beyond me.......

The Signum is a design triumph.

[dave the builder]

The Signum is a design triumph.

Indeed 
many lessons where learned
what NOT to do when designing a car 

[Nick W]

The Signum is a design triumph.

Indeed 
many lessons where learned
what NOT to do when designing a car 

And that even the design department have no use a broken set square.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The car has covered 91000 miles.

Apparently the plugs are supposed to be changed at 80,000.

The 3  plugs at the front are easy to access. The 3 at the back are not.

Car is running perfectly so............