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bloody youngsters
« on: 19 January 2013, 15:16:14 »
A young couple moved in next door a couple of weeks ago and we haven't heard a peep out of them until today, he's giving her a good sorting as I type. Iv'e just sent the misses to get me a glass  ;D
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #1 on: 19 January 2013, 15:17:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #2 on: 19 January 2013, 15:34:50 »
 About twenty years ago we lived in the flat next to a 19 year old girl, who would regularly indulge in "very noisy sex" with her boyfriend.

Bit of a looker if memory serves.  :-* :-* :-*
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #3 on: 19 January 2013, 15:46:22 »
Glad to see someones getting some   :y
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« Reply #4 on: 19 January 2013, 15:59:36 »
Give her a "good morning" when you next see her and a knowing look,you might get an offer. :) :)
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #5 on: 19 January 2013, 16:01:19 »
I thought he was trying to kill her at first. Can't believe the dirty little sods are at it in the middle of the day but they are downstairs' I bet it's not even a birthday :o ;D ;D
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #6 on: 19 January 2013, 16:07:55 »
You filthy lot! :o :o :o :o :o

Do you think we need to know such private things on the forum? :o :o :o ::) ::)










You lot never disappoint me!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #7 on: 19 January 2013, 16:10:14 »
Sex, what's that then?? ::)
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #8 on: 19 January 2013, 16:15:14 »
Quote from: nitro on 19 January 2013, 16:10:14
Sex, what's that then?? ::)

its what other people have :'(
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #9 on: 19 January 2013, 16:23:48 »
or something your coal arrives in if you live up here. . . ::)
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #10 on: 19 January 2013, 16:59:30 »
We have a young couple moved in next door...4.00am this morning...not at it, just yakking  >:( >:(

Years ago we had another young couple .......and they were at it during crazy hours >:( Would not have minded, but their bed wanted oiling. So...being discreet, when I saw the bloke one day, I said to him 'You have got mice in your skirting boards'  He said 'Why'. So I said 'I can hear them squeaking most nights'.

It did the trick....they moved the bed. :y
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #11 on: 19 January 2013, 19:54:01 »
Quote from: Elite Pete on 19 January 2013, 15:16:14
A young couple moved in next door a couple of weeks ago and we haven't heard a peep out of them until today, he's giving her a good sorting as I type. Iv'e just sent the misses to get me a glass  ;D
Tell the truth you like dogging it :y :y :P :P :P
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #12 on: 19 January 2013, 20:20:04 »
Quote from: Elite Pete on 19 January 2013, 15:16:14
A young couple moved in next door a couple of weeks ago and we haven't heard a peep out of them until today, he's giving her a good sorting as I type. Iv'e just sent the misses to get me a glass ;D

 ;D ;D ;D   :-* :-\

What do you need a glass for  :-\ ;D
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #13 on: 19 January 2013, 20:22:43 »
Pete needs to be careful, his Mrs might want to compete with them. Best get some Ibuprofen in :o
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Re: bloody youngsters
« Reply #14 on: 19 January 2013, 20:28:38 »
Quote from: nitro on 19 January 2013, 16:10:14
Sex, what's that then?? ::)

It's been so long I've forgotten who gets tied up first.
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