Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Check out my election prediction kids.

In future I shall charge for my advice.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....this doesn't mean I'm happy with the result.

[05omegav6]

Why charge for advice when you give your lovin' for free

[Terbs]

Just stopped dancing round the room at seeing Ed (slimey) Balls lose his seat... 

Whatever the result.......I do not give a sh1t. But just to see Balls go made my day

[Sir Tigger KC]

Well done to the Scots for decimating Labour in Scotland and helping the Tories back into Downing Street!   

[the alarming man]

Trust everybody bothered to vote... just the counting to get done now

Would have done, but only just got back from Pulborough, got stuck, on the A24 thingy, then the frekcing roadworks on the M23, followed by the usual crap on the M25 

You realy need to get your local MP sort all that crap out... 

good luck with that... Between the Labour Transport minister deciding that neither the A24 and the A29 are routes of significance and the Nimbies all being short sighted oppswits, neither will be sorted any time soon

your right there Al them routes are long over due reworking but if that will happen is another story...bit like Manston...conservatives in their manifesto claim they will turn it back into an airport so they got in down there let see if it happens...can't see it myself as politicians never lie do they??....but remember we are all in this together ....duck houses and all

[Terbs]

They just said about 335 Lib Dems lost their deposits of £500 each. Just a question...where does that money go !!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well done to the Scots for decimating Labour in Scotland and helping the Tories back into Downing Street!   

I believe that independence is now inevitable.

What do we have north of Hadrians wall?

No liberals.

No labour

No Tories.....(no change there)

Just 58 Jimmy Krankies.

[Steve B]

They just said about 335 Lib Dems lost their deposits of £500 each. Just a question...where does that money go !!

To Charity 

[Varche]

Well Cameron's first speech will be :

I want to unite the United Kingdom. To that end I am pleased to announce Nicola Sturgeon will be my deputy PM. She will look after domestic affairs while I deal with the pesky EU and defence.

Three million voters for UKIP and one MP. Mind you if , in the unlikely event of a referendum, those 3 million will turn out in force.

1.5 million SNP votes and over fifty MPs? ! You couldn't make it up.

George galloway gone. Will he turn up as a candidate for Mayor of London?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Well Cameron's first speech will be :

I want to unite the United Kingdom. To that end I am pleased to announce Nicola Sturgeon will be my deputy PM. She will look after domestic affairs while I deal with the pesky EU and defence.

Three million voters for UKIP and one MP. Mind you if , in the unlikely event of a referendum, those 3 million will turn out in force.

1.5 million SNP votes and over fifty MPs? ! You couldn't make it up.

George galloway gone. Will he turn up as a candidate for Mayor of London?

I think we need to fortify Hadrians wall.......and fast.

[EMD]

Well done to the Scots for decimating Labour in Scotland and helping the Tories back into Downing Street!   

I believe that independence is now inevitable.

What do we have north of Hadrians wall?

No liberals.

No labour

No Tories.....(no change there)

Just 58 Jimmy Krankies.

Bet Dave's happy about that 

[tigers_gonads]

The electoral system in the UK is a friggin joke.

SNP 55 seats - 1,434,291 votes - 5.8% vote share

UKIP 1seat - 3,028,363 votes - 12.2% vote share

The system is set up to protect the 2 party system.

Agree with Opti on the wall thing.
This bit is NOT PERSONAL ............ but if the people of Scotland insist on voting for a party that openly hates England and the union, its about time they piss off and form the Socialist Republic Of Scotland and be done with it.
All you heard about on the TV was "Hate the tories" and "Lock the tories out of Scotland".
Sick and tired of listening to the friggin whining and whinging about jobs up there.
Ask the ship workers of Portsmouth about losing jobs.
 
The whole world is oppsed because the pretty boys from Eaton have spent decades kissing arse, borrowing money and bribing the public so they vote for them and keep them on the gravy train instead of living by the countries means.

Rant over

Hugs and kisses

The Gonad family 




Ps                          Vote UKIP 

[Rods2]

Well done to the Scots for decimating Labour in Scotland and helping the Tories back into Downing Street!   

I believe that independence is now inevitable.

What do we have north of Hadrians wall?

No liberals.

No labour

No Tories.....(no change there)

Just 58 Jimmy Krankies.

Look of the bright side, there are plenty of cheap East European brickies to build the wall much higher to contain the "People's Democratic Republic of Scotland" and once they have declared it a "nuclear free neutral republic" to stop Putin coming any further south.

We will just have to buy the gas through Gazprom and the oil through Lukoil.

[Rods2]

Check out my election prediction kids.

In future I shall charge for my advice.

As expected a rerun of 1992, where the thought of red Ed in number 10 made people's pencils seek refuge in putting a cross in blue.