Topic: Coca Cola? (Read 3725 times)

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **on:** 22 February 2021, 15:15:07 »

Is this for real?

Deffo not 1st April.

Nick W · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:03:23 »

Coca Cola is definitely real and has been for about 140 years.

STEMO · « **Reply #2 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:04:02 »

It's actually been referred to as 'The real thing'.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #3 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:07:50 »

I rarely drink fizzy pop but if I do the supermarket own brands taste much the same.

STEMO · « **Reply #4 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:13:41 »

Is there a point here? Am I missing something?

STEMO · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:16:25 »

This is probably what the silly old fool meant to post

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14120009/coca-cola-racism-training-staff-to-be-less-white/

Andy B · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:17:08 »

Is Dr Opti just confirming the fact that he's losing it ....

STEMO · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:19:39 »

So.....less white=more dark. I think Coca Cola should pay for everyone to visit somewhere hot this summer, thereby making us all less white.

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:32:21 »

Perhaps they should re launch Tab in the interests of not offending anyone...

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:51:53 »

Woka Cola have decided to hitch their 'woke wagon' to the mentally unstable and dangerous left wing academic, Robin DiAngelo.

DiAngelo is the darling of college and university kids all across the US. They see her as the second coming.

I've taken the time to read her best selling book called 'White Fragility', which is utter crap. She requires no data or evidence for her views. Objective reasoning is seen by her as further proof of white supremacy, and should be dismissed as irrelevant.

She has no answers, believing all white people are irredeemably racist. She says the best that can be hoped for is for white people to become less ignorant, less oppressive, and less white.

She is a nut job and the polar opposite of my avatar.

Rangie · « **Reply #10 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:55:01 »

Milky Bars will be next on the list far too white someone have a word with Nestle ( think they still own them) employees..

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 February 2021, 16:58:23 »

Quote from: Rangie on 22 February 2021, 16:55:01

Milky Bars will be next on the list far too white someone have a word with Nestle ( think they still own them) employees..

......and milk itself. Far too white.

STEMO · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 February 2021, 17:04:04 »

Is white too white?

I wouldn't mind, black people are not even black. They're brown.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 February 2021, 17:14:40 »

Quote from: STEMO on 22 February 2021, 17:04:04

Is white too white?

I wouldn't mind, black people are not even black. They're brown.

Saying 'try to be less white' is blatantly racist. How do they get away with a statement like this?

I suppose we could say 'try and be less black'......except the sky would fall in and the world would end if we did.

Raeturbo · « **Reply #14 on:** 22 February 2021, 17:15:06 »

Fk not again! I’m blacking up and joining the black and white minstrels. Where are they now??

Nick W · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 February 2021, 17:20:04 »

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 February 2021, 17:14:40

Quote from: STEMO on 22 February 2021, 17:04:04
Is white too white?

I wouldn't mind, black people are not even black. They're brown.

Saying 'try to be less white' is blatantly racist. How do they get away with a statement like this?

I suppose we could say 'try and be less black'......except the sky would fall in and the world would end if we did.

perhaps you could be more black?

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 February 2021, 17:20:16 »

Quote from: Raeturbo on 22 February 2021, 17:15:06

Fk not again! I’m blacking up and joining the black and white minstrels. Where are they now??

I don't think anyone would have a problem with the return of this, Rae.

50% white and 50% black. Equality and diversity in one politically correct package.

TheBoy · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 February 2021, 17:23:22 »

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 February 2021, 16:07:50

I rarely drink fizzy pop but if I do the supermarket own brands taste much the same.

Sadly not, hence I have to suffer their inflated prices....

Lizzie Zoom · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 February 2021, 17:40:40 »

I drink Pepsi Max, which is far nicer than Coca Cola

.

If what the Sun is saying is true, I think Coca Cola has made a real commercial blunder

Raeturbo · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 February 2021, 17:48:21 »

It’s just keeps getting worse.. can’t they see it’s just making thing worse for Christ’s sake. This crap all the time is enough to make anyone racist... hey,, that could be what it is......

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 February 2021, 18:16:27 »

As the saying goes... "Get woke, go broke"

TheBoy · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 February 2021, 18:46:55 »

Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 22 February 2021, 17:40:40

I drink Pepsi Max, which is far nicer than Coca Cola

No, you are wrong. Forgetting for a moment that Pepsi does indeed taste just like supermarket brand, Pepsi Max is missing the 2 vital ingredients.

Its as stupid as drinking decaf coffee.

Andy B · « **Reply #22 on:** 22 February 2021, 19:00:57 »

All cola is foul .....

TheBoy · « **Reply #23 on:** 22 February 2021, 19:12:05 »

And real coke makes me belch like a slob. Pepsi and supermarket shite doesn't. But that still doesn't stop me drinking it

Nick W · « **Reply #24 on:** 22 February 2021, 19:13:24 »

Quote from: TheBoy on 22 February 2021, 18:46:55

Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 22 February 2021, 17:40:40
I drink Pepsi Max, which is far nicer than Coca Cola
No, you are wrong. Forgetting for a moment that Pepsi does indeed taste just like supermarket brand, Pepsi Max is missing the 2 vital ingredients.

Its as stupid as drinking decaf coffee.

Pepsi Max is what an A-level chemistry student would produce having 'analysed' the ingredients of real Coke. And handed in the result without tasting it.

It's foul.

Broomies Mate · « **Reply #25 on:** 22 February 2021, 19:26:47 »

Real 'Coke' from a glass bottle, when on holiday somewhere hot. Frickin' Fantastic!

Either that or Fanta Lemon. The shite you get over here tastes nothing like it does on the Continent.

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #26 on:** 22 February 2021, 19:28:29 »

Quote from: Broomies Mate on 22 February 2021, 19:26:47

Real 'Coke' from a glass bottle, when on holiday somewhere hot. Frickin' Fantastic!

Either that or Fanta Lemon. The shite you get over here tastes nothing like it does on the Continent.

Two reasons for this.

Firstly, everything tastes better on holiday (except Pepsi Max). Even McDonald's tastes better with a cold beer

Secondly, they don't use untreated river water to make it...

Rangie · « **Reply #27 on:** 22 February 2021, 21:01:19 »

Why drink Coke when there's Beer 🍺 ?

Nick W · « **Reply #28 on:** 22 February 2021, 21:04:02 »

Quote from: Rangie on 22 February 2021, 21:01:19

Why drink Coke when there's Beer 🍺 ?

What if the sun isn't over the yard arm?
Or you're driving/have other stuff to do?

Rangie · « **Reply #29 on:** 22 February 2021, 21:26:13 »

Quote from: Nick W on 22 February 2021, 21:04:02

Quote from: Rangie on 22 February 2021, 21:01:19
Why drink Coke when there's Beer 🍺 ?

What if the sun isn't over the yard arm?
Or you're driving/have other stuff to do?

.

Don't complicate matters just be sensible but never drink & drive.

Raeturbo · « **Reply #30 on:** 22 February 2021, 21:34:46 »

Yes move the yard arm, stop driving, stop doing other things Drink. You know you want/need to.

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #31 on:** 22 February 2021, 21:39:14 »

It's five o'clock somewhere

Raeturbo · « **Reply #32 on:** 22 February 2021, 21:41:13 »

Well bring out the Rum

dave the builder · « **Reply #33 on:** 22 February 2021, 21:42:43 »

put your keys down , cancel your AA and join AA

Nick W · « **Reply #34 on:** 22 February 2021, 22:57:18 »

Quote from: Raeturbo on 22 February 2021, 21:34:46

Yes move the yard arm, stop driving, stop doing other things Drink. You know you want/need to.

I like beer, but rarely want it enough to keep any at home. Lockdown has meant no ringing, which means not going to the pub afterwards; my beer consumption is virtually non-existent.

And I've more fingers than the times I've needed a drink.

Raeturbo · « **Reply #35 on:** 23 February 2021, 00:25:54 »

Tell you what, I need a pint, in a pub, in a glass with friends, I really miss the social part🙁

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #36 on:** 23 February 2021, 00:36:37 »

Not long

Raeturbo · « **Reply #37 on:** 23 February 2021, 00:51:56 »

Hopefully 🍺

Rangie · « **Reply #38 on:** 23 February 2021, 07:06:15 »

A couple of pints in our local beer garden accompanied by a cheese & onion toastie simple pleasures..

BazaJT · « **Reply #39 on:** 23 February 2021, 08:57:54 »

Isn't Coca Cola itself racist? After all how many colours does it come in?

Rangie · « **Reply #40 on:** 23 February 2021, 10:26:11 »

Black liquid matters, didn't you know?

Raeturbo · « **Reply #41 on:** 23 February 2021, 10:48:45 »

Oh yes, GUINNESS 😍😍. Nothing on earth tastes better than that straight from the factory. And that really does matter a lot. Not to mention the Guinness stew to go with it.🌑

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #42 on:** 23 February 2021, 13:08:10 »

Water, beer, wine, vodka, for me.

Coke and other fizzy pop is only really consumed by children and fat bastards.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #43 on:** 23 February 2021, 13:13:43 »

Quote from: BazaJT on 23 February 2021, 08:57:54

Isn't Coca Cola itself racist? After all how many colours does it come in?

I believe Vanilla Coke was/is banned as part of the ongoing fight against white supremacy. Apparently it is deemed to be 'too white'

How this is possible I really don't know.

Yet more woke insanity......unless the whole thing is a windup....

Rangie · « **Reply #44 on:** 23 February 2021, 17:42:05 »

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 February 2021, 13:08:10

Water, beer, wine, vodka, for me.

Coke and other fizzy pop is only really consumed by children and fat bastards.

.

Got to agree with the " fat bastards" but why do they drink diet fizzy & wear tracksuits ?

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #45 on:** 23 February 2021, 18:07:20 »

Because regular clothes don't fit...

TheBoy · « **Reply #46 on:** 23 February 2021, 18:17:22 »

Whilst I dont mind joining in with the occasional tipple or 3, during the day on hols, I do tend to stick to the soft drinks. I can get utterly bladdered at home, when I spend a heap to go away, I want to enjoy it and retain some memories of it, so I dont get bladdered until the evening

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #47 on:** 23 February 2021, 20:11:28 »

Unfortunately I can remember everything from my last holiday

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #48 on:** 23 February 2021, 20:47:40 »

Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 23 February 2021, 20:11:28

Unfortunately I can remember everything from my last holiday

Oh dear.... $:-\$

Fat bird on the beach?

Doctor Gollum · « **Reply #49 on:** 23 February 2021, 23:05:42 »

Didn't get as far as the beach

78bex · « **Reply #50 on:** 23 February 2021, 23:48:27 »

Quote from: Raeturbo on 22 February 2021, 21:41:13

Well bring out the Rum

Good call, I`m trying my very best to emulate a Jamaican Yardie.

Here`s a phrase to impress the local totty

Just in case she`s old enough to be your daughter “de olda de moon, de brighter it shines”

Raeturbo · « **Reply #51 on:** 24 February 2021, 01:29:10 »

Oh dear🤢

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #52 on:** 24 February 2021, 13:10:50 »

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 23 February 2021, 20:47:40

Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 23 February 2021, 20:11:28
Unfortunately I can remember everything from my last holiday

Oh dear.... $:-\$

Fat bird on the beach?

Rumour has it she was the girl from "My 600lb life"

They all seem to drink gallons of fizzy water and think that 5000 calories each day, including 2 Big Mac meals for breakfast, is part of their diet strategy.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti · « **Reply #53 on:** 24 February 2021, 13:22:13 »

You'd think that when people can't reach around to wipe their own arse they might have a problem with their weight.....

......but no.

.....Mum can do it for them.

Another 6 burgers please.

STEMO · « **Reply #54 on:** 24 February 2021, 13:49:48 »

Burp

Raeturbo · « **Reply #55 on:** 24 February 2021, 20:48:20 »

Bucket of chips sir?

ronnyd · « **Reply #56 on:** 24 February 2021, 21:08:15 »

Followed by a wafer thin mint.

Raeturbo · « **Reply #57 on:** 24 February 2021, 21:47:22 »

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