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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #15 on: 06 January 2020, 17:48:24 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 January 2020, 17:19:43
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 06 January 2020, 16:05:48
See what time TB gets out of the bath...

11:59 pm is looking likely  :D

He'll be on his third slice of chocolate cake as we speak.
Only 1 slice of choccie log.
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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #16 on: 06 January 2020, 18:10:24 »
Quote from: Eboy.com on 06 January 2020, 17:48:24
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 January 2020, 17:19:43
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 06 January 2020, 16:05:48
See what time TB gets out of the bath...

11:59 pm is looking likely  :D

He'll be on his third slice of chocolate cake as we speak.
Only 1 slice of choccie log.
Should have just thrown it straight down the bog and cut out the middleman.
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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #17 on: 06 January 2020, 19:54:29 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 January 2020, 18:10:24
Quote from: Eboy.com on 06 January 2020, 17:48:24
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 January 2020, 17:19:43
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 06 January 2020, 16:05:48
See what time TB gets out of the bath...

11:59 pm is looking likely  :D

He'll be on his third slice of chocolate cake as we speak.
Only 1 slice of choccie log.
Should have just thrown it straight down the bog and cut out the middleman.




Now that did make me smile
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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #18 on: 08 January 2020, 17:54:50 »
Only trouble with choccie cake upon the potty is you have to sniff your fingers before licking, just in case...
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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #19 on: 10 January 2020, 12:35:36 »
Quote from: Yodel-Odel-a-Eboy.com on 08 January 2020, 17:54:50
Only trouble with choccie cake upon the potty is you have to sniff your fingers before licking, just in case...

What the hell........take the risk without sniffing. :)
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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #20 on: 10 January 2020, 12:42:40 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2020, 12:35:36
Quote from: Yodel-Odel-a-Eboy.com on 08 January 2020, 17:54:50
Only trouble with choccie cake upon the potty is you have to sniff your fingers before licking, just in case...

What the hell........take the risk without sniffing. :)

Sounds like it goes through Eboy so quickly, it'd taste much the same anyway!  ;D
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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #21 on: 10 January 2020, 14:42:44 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 10 January 2020, 12:42:40
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2020, 12:35:36
Quote from: Yodel-Odel-a-Eboy.com on 08 January 2020, 17:54:50
Only trouble with choccie cake upon the potty is you have to sniff your fingers before licking, just in case...

What the hell........take the risk without sniffing. :)

Sounds like it goes through Eboy so quickly, it'd taste much the same anyway!  ;D

I get the feeling constipation is not something TB suffers with. :)
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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #22 on: 10 January 2020, 14:44:21 »
.......much like dear old STMO. :)
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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #23 on: 10 January 2020, 14:48:03 »
.......the laundry bill must be huge in desirable Barnsley. :)
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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #24 on: 11 January 2020, 13:04:11 »
I can't see Uncle STEMO asleep in bed, dreaming he is a dog with diarrhea on a bowling green ending well! ::) :o
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Re: Why do I still have Christmas smilies?
« Reply #25 on: 11 January 2020, 15:07:47 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 11 January 2020, 13:04:11
I can't see Uncle STEMO asleep in bed, dreaming he is a dog with diarrhea on a bowling green ending well! ::) :o

It's his nubile young wife I feel sorry for. :)
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