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Difficult decision about my children
« on: 10 October 2021, 20:59:55 »
Watching the TV adverts tonight and it suddenly struck me that all 4 of my kids are white , so in keeping with the spirit of the age I've decided that 2 of them will have to be swapped for some delightfully photogenic mixed race kids , question is , how do I pick which ones to swap ? any advice is gratefully received  ;) 
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #1 on: 10 October 2021, 21:01:20 »
How do you pick the replacements?  ???  :-\                                                                                   
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« Reply #2 on: 10 October 2021, 21:18:21 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 10 October 2021, 21:01:20
How do you pick the replacements?  ???  :-\                                                                                 
I was thinking about some grateful Afghan teenage girls  :y
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #3 on: 10 October 2021, 21:22:41 »
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #4 on: 10 October 2021, 21:25:19 »
And, if you and wifey decide on another child, that will have to be mixed race.
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #5 on: 10 October 2021, 21:51:26 »
Why stop there?

Change the wife and have a gender reassignment yourself. Report back in ten years time how it went.
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #6 on: 11 October 2021, 10:34:00 »
Indeed you shag yourself then :D ;D job done :y
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #7 on: 11 October 2021, 11:05:09 »
I could easily give my son away ....  :-X
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #8 on: 11 October 2021, 11:13:54 »
Quote from: Andy B on 11 October 2021, 11:05:09
I could easily give my son away ....  :-X
I thought that i had, i even drove him there.  ;D. Then, the bugger came back. >:(.  He has since gone again so fingers crossed. :D Love him really.  :-*
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #9 on: 11 October 2021, 13:02:11 »
Quote from: STEMO on 10 October 2021, 21:22:41
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard. :)
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #10 on: 11 October 2021, 13:09:50 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 13:02:11
Quote from: STEMO on 10 October 2021, 21:22:41
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard. :)
Sorry  :-[ It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #11 on: 11 October 2021, 13:16:20 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 October 2021, 13:09:50
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 13:02:11
Quote from: STEMO on 10 October 2021, 21:22:41
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard. :)
Sorry :-[ It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?

Sorry is not good enough.

Midget and dwarf lives matter. :)
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #12 on: 11 October 2021, 13:28:29 »
https://youtu.be/DF6blHD8qi4

British Airways flying the flag for 'diversity and inclusion'....... :-X
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #13 on: 11 October 2021, 13:31:48 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 October 2021, 13:09:50
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 13:02:11
Quote from: STEMO on 10 October 2021, 21:22:41
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard. :)
Sorry  :-[ It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?
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I did a week long diversity course when I was in HMPS three of us went for a weeks " jolly" stayed at the Hilton near Birmingham somewhere it was great , big breakfast great lunch & a slap up dinner with all drinks paid for by the taxpayer, all I learnt was & I quote " Culture is like an underground river that flows throughout all our lives " money well spent I think..😄
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Re: Difficult decision about my children
« Reply #14 on: 11 October 2021, 14:50:42 »
Quote from: Rangie on 11 October 2021, 13:31:48
Quote from: STEMO on 11 October 2021, 13:09:50
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 13:02:11
Quote from: STEMO on 10 October 2021, 21:22:41
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard. :)
Sorry  :-[ It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?
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I did a week long diversity course when I was in HMPS three of us went for a weeks " jolly" stayed at the Hilton near Birmingham somewhere it was great , big breakfast great lunch & a slap up dinner with all drinks paid for by the taxpayer, all I learnt was & I quote " Culture is like an underground river that flows throughout all our lives " money well spent I think..😄
Yes, well done HMPS, more of this kind of thing please  ;D
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