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[redelitev6]

Watching the TV adverts tonight and it suddenly struck me that all 4 of my kids are white , so in keeping with the spirit of the age I've decided that 2 of them will have to be swapped for some delightfully photogenic mixed race kids , question is , how do I pick which ones to swap ? any advice is gratefully received   

[Sir Tigger KC]

How do you pick the replacements?                                                                                       

[redelitev6]

How do you pick the replacements?                                                                                     

I was thinking about some grateful Afghan teenage girls 

[STEMO]

Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

[STEMO]

And, if you and wifey decide on another child, that will have to be mixed race.

[Varche]

Why stop there?

Change the wife and have a gender reassignment yourself. Report back in ten years time how it went.

[Raeturbo]

Indeed you shag yourself then job done

[Andy B]

I could easily give my son away .... 

[ronnyd]

I could easily give my son away .... 

I thought that i had, i even drove him there.  . Then, the bugger came back. .  He has since gone again so fingers crossed. Love him really. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard.

[STEMO]

Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard.

Sorry  It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard.

Sorry It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?

Sorry is not good enough.

Midget and dwarf lives matter.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/DF6blHD8qi4

British Airways flying the flag for 'diversity and inclusion'.......

[Rangie]

Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard.

Sorry  It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?

.   


I did a week long diversity course when I was in HMPS three of us went for a weeks " jolly" stayed at the Hilton near Birmingham somewhere it was great , big breakfast great lunch & a slap up dinner with all drinks paid for by the taxpayer, all I learnt was & I quote " Culture is like an underground river that flows throughout all our lives " money well spent I think..😄

[STEMO]

Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard.

Sorry  It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?

.   


I did a week long diversity course when I was in HMPS three of us went for a weeks " jolly" stayed at the Hilton near Birmingham somewhere it was great , big breakfast great lunch & a slap up dinner with all drinks paid for by the taxpayer, all I learnt was & I quote " Culture is like an underground river that flows throughout all our lives " money well spent I think..😄

Yes, well done HMPS, more of this kind of thing please 

[Olympia5776]

Even The Larkins have pandered to the wokies .....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Even The Larkins have pandered to the wokies .....

That sounds far from 'perfick'

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent.

Yet more box ticking.

[Rangie]

Chicken George is making a guest appearance in next weeks episode.

[STEMO]

Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent.

Yet more box ticking.

Except it's not. If these tv shows/ads were representative, half the population of the UK would be ethnic. No longer ethnic minority.
Another problem is that the low IQ of the general public leads them to believe that it is a true reflection of society.

[STEMO]

Chicken George is making a guest appearance in next weeks episode.

Jeez, he must be a right old pot boiler by now. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent.

Yet more box ticking.

Except it's not. If these tv shows/ads were representative, half the population of the UK would be ethnic. No longer ethnic minority.
Another problem is that the low IQ of the general public leads them to believe that it is a true reflection of society.

In 2020, of the 67.8 million people in the UK.....87.2% white

Black African and Caribbean 3%.

I'm all for representation .....but not replacement.

[ronnyd]

Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day' 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day' 

I had hoped you were joking, Ronny.

 

[Olympia5776]

Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent.

Yet more box ticking.

I settled down to watch it thinking it might replicate the gentle entertainment of the Darling Buds of May from years ago , nice for a Sunday evening ...
However after a short time I realised that it had been adulterated by fear and the scriptwriters had capitulated once again .
I won't watch it again ........................it was merde anyway .

[STEMO]

Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day' 

I had hoped you were joking, Ronny.

Obviously no big deal, only Ronny knew about it.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Ah the Darling Buds Of May! 

That was when the lovely young Catherine Zeta Jones entered my teenage consciousness! 

Jeeez my wrist was sore for weeks!   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ah the Darling Buds Of May! 

That was when the lovely young Catherine Zeta Jones entered my teenage consciousness! 

Jeeez my wrist was sore for weeks!   

TMI....

In the 1950's Pop Larkin would have deterred anyone sniffing around his daughter with a shotgun.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day' 

I had hoped you were joking, Ronny.

Obviously no big deal, only Ronny knew about it.

But now we know we can all take part.

Do you have a rainbow flag I can borrow?

[Doctor Gollum]

Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day' 

I had hoped you were joking, Ronny.

Obviously no big deal, only Ronny knew about it.

But now we know we can all take part.

Do you have a rainbow flag I can borrow?

In which case, I am going to come out as a White, heterosexual, conservative male.

Box tick that you lefty wokist bastards

[ronnyd]

Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day' 

I had hoped you were joking, Ronny.

Obviously no big deal, only Ronny knew about it.

The only reason that i knew was it was mentioned on the local Anglia news Steve. Honest! 

[ronnyd]

Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent.

Yet more box ticking.

I settled down to watch it thinking it might replicate the gentle entertainment of the Darling Buds of May from years ago , nice for a Sunday evening ...
However after a short time I realised that it had been adulterated by fear and the scriptwriters had capitulated once again .
I won't watch it again ........................it was merde anyway .

Why the hell are they filming it in that stupid semi sepia tint? Thought that my telly was packing up until i realised. 

[Olympia5776]

Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent.

Yet more box ticking.

I settled down to watch it thinking it might replicate the gentle entertainment of the Darling Buds of May from years ago , nice for a Sunday evening ...
However after a short time I realised that it had been adulterated by fear and the scriptwriters had capitulated once again .
I won't watch it again ........................it was merde anyway .

Why the hell are they filming it in that stupid semi sepia tint? Thought that my telly was packing up until i realised. 

Reduces the visual impact of white privilege .

[STEMO]

If you need rescuing by superman, mind he doesn't fondle your plums as he carries you to safety 

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/10/11/entertainment/superman-comes-out-bisexual-jon-kent-cec/index.html

[Rangie]

What about Batman & Robin ?  Racing about in a gay convertible dressed up in fancy outfits always had my doubts ..

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If you need rescuing by superman, mind he doesn't fondle your plums as he carries you to safety 

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/10/11/entertainment/superman-comes-out-bisexual-jon-kent-cec/index.html

Is this a good idea?

The vast majority of men are not brown hatters.

We want Superman to save the world, not bend over and take it up the arse.

Exactly who will this breed of superhero appeal to?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It might be for the best if James Bond has seduced his last Bond girl.

The new Bond will need to be a homosexual who votes for the Lib Dems.

[Doctor Gollum]

It might be for the best if James Bond has seduced his last Bond girl.

The new Bond will need to be a homosexual who votes for the Lib Dems.

Plenty of scope for more Bond Girls then... 

These wokists should be careful what they wish for...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It might be for the best if James Bond has seduced his last Bond girl.

The new Bond will need to be a homosexual who votes for the Lib Dems.

Plenty of scope for more Bond Girls then... 

These wokists should be careful what they wish for...

In 2021 and beyond I think it will be acceptable for a Bond girl to have a penis.

She'll still be a girl though.

[Andy B]

....
 are not brown hatters.
 .....

That's a phrase I've not heard in a very long time! 

[YZ250]

.....
In 2021 and beyond I think it will be acceptable for a Bond girl to have a penis.

She'll still be a girl though.

Didn't that happen way back in 1981 James Bond film For Your Eyes Only. A model who used the name Tula (Caroline Cossey) was born Barry Cossey I believe. Following her appearance in the film, she was outed as transgender.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.....
In 2021 and beyond I think it will be acceptable for a Bond girl to have a penis.

She'll still be a girl though.

Didn't that happen way back in 1981 James Bond film For Your Eyes Only. A model who used the name Tula (Caroline Cossey) was born Barry Cossey I believe. Following her appearance in the film, she was outed as transgender.

This does ring a bell.

 My favourite Bond girl (Jane Seymour) didn't have anything that banged against her thighs as she walked.

Old fashioned, I know.