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[TheBoy]

I've managed, over the past few days, to keep cutting my hands, some through shear stupidity (a wide spatular into a finger due to the way I was holding something), some unexpected accidents by unexpected edges.

I must be getting old, as they keep hurting.  I managed to get some isopropanol into one of the cuts earlier, that made me yelp.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Wasn't it you who said "a bit of pain never hurt anyone"

Stop being a nancy boy.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A couple of weeks ago I caught the seam of my ballbag in my zip........now that was proper pain.

[TheBoy]

Wasn't it you who said "a bit of pain never hurt anyone"

Stop being a nancy boy.

I used that very phrase this morning

Why is it some cuts just hurt though?

[TheBoy]

A couple of weeks ago I caught the seam of my ballbag in my zip........now that was proper pain.

Trying to think of the film where similar happened? Was it Something about Mary?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A couple of weeks ago I caught the seam of my ballbag in my zip........now that was proper pain.

Trying to think of the film where similar happened? Was it Something about Mary?

Yes it was. Did it come about by Cameron Diaz giving him hand relief, or is that just wishful thinking?

[TheBoy]

A couple of weeks ago I caught the seam of my ballbag in my zip........now that was proper pain.

Trying to think of the film where similar happened? Was it Something about Mary?

Yes it was. Did it come about by Cameron Diaz giving him hand relief, or is that just wishful thinking?

I think that was wishful thinking. She didn't even et her baps out for the lads in that one.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

A couple of weeks ago I caught the seam of my ballbag in my zip........now that was proper pain.

Trying to think of the film where similar happened? Was it Something about Mary?

Yes it was. Did it come about by Cameron Diaz giving him hand relief, or is that just wishful thinking?

I think that was wishful thinking. She didn't even et her baps out for the lads in that one.

Hmmm..that's a shame.

I remember now. This is the one where he produced his own organic hand-made hair gel to help save the environment.



 

[dave the builder]

get yourself some of this clicky

stings worse than paying for a divorce when you first put it on  but after that it protects all day long 

[dave the builder]

obviously it's available "elsewhere" than ebay too 

somewhere like boots or online if you don't fancy the scrum at the shops 

https://www.expresschemist.co.uk/product_8257_germolene-new-skin-13ml.html

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Cheaper to just dip his finger in salt water.

[ronnyd]

A couple of weeks ago I caught the seam of my ballbag in my zip........now that was proper pain.

Trying to think of the film where similar happened? Was it Something about Mary?

Yes it was. Did it come about by Cameron Diaz giving him hand relief, or is that just wishful thinking?

I think that was wishful thinking. She didn't even et her baps out for the lads in that one.

Think it was Stiller,s characters mate that told him that if he "whacked one off" he would get on better on his date with her.

[STEMO]

When I saw the thread title I thought Jaime was on about eBay again but had typed so furiously he'd missed the 'n' out.