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General Discussion Area / Re: Amazing!!
« on: 03 December 2019, 19:00:18 »Does make you wonder if these "experts" actually live in the same world as the rest of us.
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General Discussion Area / Re: The man-cave is up
« on: 03 December 2019, 13:20:05 »
I suppose I should feel a bit guilty.
I used to have a huge garage/workshop probably big enough for about 4 Omegas(never tested this!).
I bricked about two thirds of it off for a sort of "music" (well drum kit) roomI now have very tiny garage (no workshop
) possibly big enough for a Smart car. But in reality it's just full of junk.
hand in your man card on the way out.
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General Discussion Area / Re: REASON FOR ABSENCE.....
« on: 18 November 2019, 18:48:27 »
They shoot horses for less 
get well soon
get well soon
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General Discussion Area / Re: Halfords
« on: 12 November 2019, 12:37:09 »I didn't know what it meant either.
Mind you I'm a little retarded.
quoted just in case
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General Discussion Area / Re: "There's never a Copper round when you want one..."
« on: 08 November 2019, 22:15:33 »
they pulled a youngish bloke with an Arstra towing a box trailer bigger than the car, it was full of rubble,
the car and trailer was still there an hour later when I went back.
I know about the 750kg limit, and max gross of whatever,
the car and trailer was still there an hour later when I went back.
I know about the 750kg limit, and max gross of whatever,
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General Discussion Area / Re: "There's never a Copper round when you want one..."
« on: 08 November 2019, 19:53:32 »
Local police like to sit outside the tip, lots of unsafe trailers, and drivers who are not allowed to tow.
shooting fish in a barrel one said.
shooting fish in a barrel one said.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Gay of E
« on: 05 November 2019, 22:31:33 »
looking for a diary for next year,
search for 2020 A5 page a day,
lots of listings where as you select it goes from £2 to about £5,
finally found one, bought it,
it turned up this wek a 2019 diary, when I look at the listing again, thats what it says, arrgh it will light the fire.
search for 2020 A5 page a day,
lots of listings where as you select it goes from £2 to about £5,
finally found one, bought it,
it turned up this wek a 2019 diary, when I look at the listing again, thats what it says, arrgh it will light the fire.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Watch Out The Russians Are On Manoeuvres!
« on: 31 October 2019, 13:13:09 »
do we know its him? 
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General Discussion Area / Re: Extinction rebellion
« on: 18 October 2019, 09:41:55 »
exactly how did the protesters get to London?
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General Discussion Area / Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« on: 14 October 2019, 22:09:42 »Fat lasses are like mopeds....The old fat lass joke:
Great fun to ride, but you don't want to seen with one!
Have you taken any precautions, darling?
Yeah.....I've tied a plank across me back and written me name and address on the soles of my feet.
I told my mates 14 yr old son to take precautions, "always give a false name" him mum was unimpressed.
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General Discussion Area / Re: He kissed a fat lass....
« on: 14 October 2019, 17:52:40 »
how do you chat up a fat lass?
peice of cake,
peice of cake,
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General Discussion Area / Re: ok so I won the £165 million
« on: 09 October 2019, 15:46:54 »
I won..
.£2.90
.£2.90
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General Discussion Area / Re: ok so I won the £165 million
« on: 08 October 2019, 16:12:05 »
ok I won £3.50 but tonight................
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General Discussion Area / Re: ok so I won the £165 million
« on: 04 October 2019, 22:46:05 »
but would you be happy
kin right
kin right