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General Discussion Area / Re: Interesting documentary
« on: 28 January 2018, 19:19:07 »
WHO has the smaller brain? Women: on average, four ounces less than men. Now go and sit on the naughty step for being insolent!  :P

Ron.

Ah, but us women use our brains, not what is between our legs! :P

we have a brain and a penis, but not often enough blood to run both at the same time.

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these people are dying from old age rather than any higher rates of cancer. So if our generation survive the initial blast in an underground shelter, then you will almost certainly die of old age rather than the effects of the nuclear attack. :y :y :y

or from the unprepared nicking your stock of food?

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Aye lad it can be grim up north.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cities of Culture
« on: 26 November 2017, 19:14:44 »
and free holidays

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I have seen it done, dont know how it works.......

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General Discussion Area / Re: Hunting
« on: 21 November 2017, 22:07:33 »
This was local to me saturday, the locals are getting angry, they were blocking the roads to stop the sabs getting past, then this,

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5100649/Hunt-saboteurs-rocks-thrown-window.html

a few weeks back in the same area the van tyres were slashed,

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sally jones R.I H
« on: 12 October 2017, 16:35:14 »
do girl jehadis get the virgins? ::)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Air source heat pump ....
« on: 06 October 2017, 23:09:50 »
from experience they dont work properly


they cant cope when it gets to several degrees below freezing, the heat exchanger freezes, so it runs in reverse pulling heat from the house to heat itself,
and repeat, until the house is sub zero.

I saw 10 new houses in York the other year, each one had an electric fire to heat the lounge

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General Discussion Area / Re: Beeching was far too liberal
« on: 28 September 2017, 19:10:58 »
Of course, there is a far easier solutions to road transport congestion...

Derestrict the lorries and call it done :y

the thought of a 70mph truckdriver, watching porn or TV worries me,
they will need better drivers.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Drink driving question
« on: 26 September 2017, 08:58:57 »
a mate of mine was nicked doing similar, his excuse was he had a damaged leg that week,

it was taken as a public place as the gate was open.

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XP on firefox here,

goodby cruel world

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General Discussion Area / Re: Surely not . . . .
« on: 08 September 2017, 16:47:34 »
if you check the best before dates on the mince pies they run out in november :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Enay scammers itv
« on: 01 September 2017, 14:08:13 »
did anyone else shout at the TV, that the punters were too stupid to be allowed out on their own?

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General Discussion Area / Re: House numbering
« on: 08 August 2017, 19:57:19 »
Sunday night I had a "Ooops" moment and hit buy it now on a flea bay item.Last night I travelled down to Lord Optis fiefdom[a place called Billinghay-just south of Lincoln]On setting off I programmed the sat nav but it didn't recognise the house number[24 in this case]and came up with 25 instead.Anyway reasoning that 24 and 25 shouldn't be too far apart off I went.Turned onto the correct road and found the odd numbers to my left evens to the right,4th house in was 25 which was opposite a grassed area and continued on to the houses on the right,these started at number 8 and ran 8 10 10A then two houses semi detached with no visible numbers on then next house was number 62 :o Saw a lady walking her dog and asked if she could direct me to number 24 which it turned out was next door to 10A :D Who the heck numbered the houses on this road ??? ???

I used to do naming and numbering as part of my job, usually you leave a few numbers if there is a gap in the houses where someone could build,
sometimes you leave 4 numbers and they build 20 houses, sometimes the other way.

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Im a BCO I shudder when someone says they will project manage a job, ;D most people cant organise trades to arrive on time when materials are on site,
I recall one house where it was plastered as thats when they were booked in, BEFORE the first fix wires and plumbing were in, everything was surface mounted,

also you need a good grasp of how it all fits together.

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