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Messages - scimmy_man

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General Discussion Area / Re: Impressive turnouts for climate change
« on: 20 September 2019, 15:46:49 »
I'm told there is no Planet B.

At your age this will probably be irrelevant. :)

what if this IS planet B?
and Mars was planet A?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Any swimmers?
« on: 17 September 2019, 15:55:33 »
did anyone check her passport either end?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Prorogation Of Parliament.....
« on: 11 September 2019, 19:48:42 »
Population of England is almost 56 million. Population of Scotland is less than 10% of that. In what possible world do they think they have the right to be equal partners ?

scotand 5,254,800

yorkshire 5,288,200.............

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General Discussion Area / Re: Emergency Grab Bags
« on: 10 September 2019, 23:20:29 »
I think its more a spare pair of socks and shreddies, copy of your bank details passport insurances etc,
if the worst happens and the house burns down, at least you can sort things.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Loch Ness Monster
« on: 05 September 2019, 12:53:03 »
giant eels they think............ ;D

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a few years back my wallet was nicked in the local pub, cards stopped that night.
following morning "someone" used my card to fill a car in Leeds,
that evening the other card was used to fill a car,
slam dunk said I garages have cctv, you have them, car reg and video of the perp.

too much bother apparently, I thought the cops would welcome a crime and clear up on the stats?
the following week my wife was pulled for driving over a white line to get round roadworks........... 3 points

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General Discussion Area / Re: The End of Human Control of IT
« on: 30 August 2019, 22:22:47 »
on April 5, 2063, the day of humanity's first encounter with alien life after Zefram Cochrane's historic warp drive flight;

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It's 50 years since I investigated my first criminal case and initiated the eventually conviction of a criminal.

The first of many! 8) 8) ;)

It is also 50 years since the Woodstock music festival and 50 years since the Isles of Wight festival :D ;)

ooh, almost forgot, it is 50 years since the Beatles played on the roof of their Apple HQ, playing Get Back! :-* :-* :-* 8) :y

I was going to suggest 50 years since your first kiss, or your bra strap was 'twanged'........ ::) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

No that was 55 years ago Opti :P ;D ;D ;)

ohh that was you?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Fighter Pilot : The Real Top Gun
« on: 21 August 2019, 16:36:55 »
until they have to make a decision at "that time" of month? :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Fighter Pilot : The Real Top Gun
« on: 21 August 2019, 16:08:27 »
I watched it
I was expecting more "equality" speil for the girl

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General Discussion Area / Re: German take on Brexit
« on: 02 August 2019, 16:05:45 »
interesting stuff

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General Car Chat / Re: Urgent Help needed - Vauxhall Zafira
« on: 29 July 2019, 19:10:43 »
take the load off the steering lock?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Oh joy!
« on: 26 July 2019, 12:10:00 »
get her a rhino
tell her its put on weight.

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