Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[BazaJT]

Am off out later this afternoon to attend a birthday party This for one of my great granddaughters-she's 4 today.Can't really not go,but the parents are catering for 20 kids,oh what joy spending a couple of hours knee deep in a bunch of screaming ankle biters The things I do for family

[Andy B]

You'll enjoy it when you get there 

[dave the builder]

Jelly n ice-cream 
easy to steal off a 4 Y/O 

[Andy H]

Excellent!
My 4 year old is going to be five next week. Does anyone know where I can get her a unicorn? 

[STEMO]

Excellent!
My 4 year old is going to be five next week. Does anyone know where I can get her a unicorn? 

From Boris, of course 

[scimmy_man]

get her a rhino
tell her its put on weight.

[Sir Tigger KC]

get her a rhino
tell her its put on weight.

Unfortunately the Chinese have cornered the market in Rhinos! $$$$$$   

[Lizzie Zoom]

Am off out later this afternoon to attend a birthday party This for one of my great granddaughters-she's 4 today.Can't really not go,but the parents are catering for 20 kids,oh what joy spending a couple of hours knee deep in a bunch of screaming ankle biters The things I do for family

Have fun Baza and as time goes all so quickly enjoy every single minute as it will not happen again. That granddaughter will be 14 before you know it!!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I seem to recall a kid's party where the 'unicorn' was in fact a horse with a large pink dildo strapped to it's head.

Apparently it fooled the assorted 5 year olds but not their mothers........who were rather annoyed.

[dave the builder]

I seem to recall a kid's party where the 'unicorn' was in fact a horse with a large pink dildo strapped to it's head.

Apparently it fooled the assorted 5 year olds but not their mothers........who were rather annoyed.

The party organizer should have given all the mothers "unicorn horns" ,I'm sure they would have been satisfied   then 

[Doctor Gollum]

Excellent!
My 4 year old is going to be five next week. Does anyone know where I can get her a unicorn? 

From the Unicorn Store. Obviously

5 might be a bit young for it, but it is PG iirc

[Bigron]

If you look at the royal coat of arms you will see a lion and a unicorn flanking the crest, with the unicorn in chains.
This is because unicorns are very dangerous beasts and can only be tamed by a virgin - if any can be found! 

Ron.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If you look at the royal coat of arms you will see a lion and a unicorn flanking the crest, with the unicorn in chains.
This is because unicorns are very dangerous beasts and can only be tamed by a virgin - if any can be found! 

Ron.

Ann Widdecombe.

[STEMO]

If you look at the royal coat of arms you will see a lion and a unicorn flanking the crest, with the unicorn in chains.
This is because unicorns are very dangerous beasts and can only be tamed by a virgin - if any can be found! 

Ron.

Ann Widdecombe.

I wonder why? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If you look at the royal coat of arms you will see a lion and a unicorn flanking the crest, with the unicorn in chains.
This is because unicorns are very dangerous beasts and can only be tamed by a virgin - if any can be found! 

Ron.

Ann Widdecombe.

I wonder why? 

I think Albs could be tempted to pop her cherry.........Ms. Widdecombe being a former conservative minister.