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Restaurant joke
« on: 05 October 2009, 19:22:03 »
Went for some Tapas the other night and ordered octopus for a main course, Waiter said " it's going to take about 5 hours for octopus" I asked why?

He say's "We cook it live to order and the bugger keeps turning the gas off "
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Re: Restaurant joke
« Reply #1 on: 05 October 2009, 20:05:06 »
 ;D :D ;D :D
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Re: Restaurant joke
« Reply #2 on: 05 October 2009, 21:25:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D  Silly :y
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Re: Restaurant joke
« Reply #3 on: 05 October 2009, 21:47:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D no 'arm done it's a good gag  :y :y
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Re: Restaurant joke
« Reply #4 on: 05 October 2009, 21:50:01 »
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;D ;D ;D no 'arm done it's a good gag  :y :y

[groan] they get worse..
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Re: Restaurant joke
« Reply #5 on: 05 October 2009, 21:51:21 »
I eight Corney Jokes ........ :D :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Restaurant joke
« Reply #6 on: 05 October 2009, 21:53:10 »
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I eight Corney Jokes ........ :D :D ;D ;D ;D

That's not bad...................for you. :)
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Re: Restaurant joke
« Reply #7 on: 05 October 2009, 21:53:15 »
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I eight Corney Jokes ........ :D :D ;D ;D ;D



I'm a sucker for them ::) ::) :y
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Re: Restaurant joke
« Reply #8 on: 05 October 2009, 21:53:37 »
Stop now please ;D
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Re: Restaurant joke
« Reply #9 on: 05 October 2009, 21:54:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Holy break O ... i nearly split my sides laughing  :y :y :y
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Re: Restaurant joke
« Reply #10 on: 05 October 2009, 22:35:43 »
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I eight Corney Jokes ........ :D :D ;D ;D ;D

That's not bad...................for you. :)

I worry when you are nice to members, I worry more when you are nice to me........ :D :D :D 


But yes, I was quite impressed with myself.. :P
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