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This made me chuckle
« on: 13 May 2013, 17:31:12 »
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« Reply #1 on: 13 May 2013, 17:53:33 »
I like it   ;D    ;D

The problem is that there's a lot of truth there
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #2 on: 13 May 2013, 18:18:19 »
Very true  ;D

Theres somebody locally in a council house she must be mid 20s with about 7 kids and her sugar daddy must be around 35 and runs a bmw 2000 535i V8  :o ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2013, 18:47:05 »
You all know about our Womb For Benefits 30 year old neighbour, 5 kids under 10, no known fathers, never worked, morally corrupt >:( >:( >:(
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« Reply #4 on: 13 May 2013, 19:41:42 »
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« Reply #5 on: 13 May 2013, 19:44:15 »
Tell that to the bloke from Derby. >:(
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #6 on: 13 May 2013, 20:18:10 »
too bloody true  :y :y :y :y ;D ;D
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #7 on: 13 May 2013, 21:15:42 »
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #8 on: 13 May 2013, 21:19:32 »
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X
Should there be a monkey hanging in the window?
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #9 on: 13 May 2013, 21:28:04 »
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X

LA is London ........  ::) http://www.newreg.co.uk/dvla-number-plate-identifiers/

You're confudling the old style plate where A123 AEF would've been Middlesbrough http://www.kingkong.demon.co.uk/where/gb.htm  :y
« Last Edit: 13 May 2013, 21:38:30 by Andy B »
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #10 on: 13 May 2013, 21:32:24 »
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X
Hi Vamps,i am moveing to hartlepool soon.Is there something i should know :o
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #11 on: 13 May 2013, 21:35:50 »
Quote from: Andy B on 13 May 2013, 21:28:04
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X

LA is London ........  ::) http://www.newreg.co.uk/dvla-number-plate-identifiers/

Well EF is Hartlepool, or used to by, by your link it is Essex......they have been messing...... :-[ ::) ::) :D
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #12 on: 13 May 2013, 21:37:37 »
Quote from: moggy on 13 May 2013, 21:32:24
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X
Hi Vamps,i am moveing to hartlepool soon.Is there something i should know :o

They are not very friendly to Monkeys....... :D :D :D
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #13 on: 13 May 2013, 21:39:35 »
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:35:50
Quote from: Andy B on 13 May 2013, 21:28:04
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X

LA is London ........  ::) http://www.newreg.co.uk/dvla-number-plate-identifiers/

Well EF is Hartlepool, or used to by, by your link it is Essex......they have been messing...... :-[ ::) ::) :D

They changed when the plates became AB 52 CDE

Keep up Mike  ;)  ;)
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« Reply #14 on: 13 May 2013, 21:40:30 »
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:37:37
Quote from: moggy on 13 May 2013, 21:32:24
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X
Hi Vamps,i am moveing to hartlepool soon.Is there something i should know :o

They are not very friendly to Monkeys....... :D :D :D
Summat to do with that chimp of an MP ::)
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #15 on: 13 May 2013, 21:45:36 »
Quote from: ex taxi al on 13 May 2013, 21:40:30
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:37:37
Quote from: moggy on 13 May 2013, 21:32:24
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X
Hi Vamps,i am moveing to hartlepool soon.Is there something i should know :o

They are not very friendly to Monkeys....... :D :D :D
Summat to do with that chimp of an MP ::)

Nooooo goes back ages...... :D :D
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« Reply #16 on: 13 May 2013, 21:46:32 »
He was a chimp though ;D
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #17 on: 13 May 2013, 21:48:49 »
Quote from: Andy B on 13 May 2013, 21:39:35
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:35:50
Quote from: Andy B on 13 May 2013, 21:28:04
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X

LA is London ........  ::) http://www.newreg.co.uk/dvla-number-plate-identifiers/

Well EF is Hartlepool, or used to by, by your link it is Essex......they have been messing...... :-[ ::) ::) :D

They changed when the plates became AB 52 CDE

Keep up Mike  ;)  ;)

I stopped coping when they ran out of suffix letters in July 1982...... :P :P :D
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #18 on: 13 May 2013, 21:50:43 »
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:37:37
Quote from: moggy on 13 May 2013, 21:32:24
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X
Hi Vamps,i am moveing to hartlepool soon.Is there something i should know :o

They are not very friendly to Monkeys....... :D :D :D
I know about the monkey thing,but the kids for life not benifit thing.Worrys me ;D ???
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« Reply #19 on: 13 May 2013, 21:53:02 »
Quote from: ex taxi al on 13 May 2013, 21:46:32
He was a chimp though ;D
Google says it may have been a small boy :D ;D
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #20 on: 13 May 2013, 21:56:10 »
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:48:49
Quote from: Andy B on 13 May 2013, 21:39:35
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:35:50
Quote from: Andy B on 13 May 2013, 21:28:04
Quote from: Vamps on 13 May 2013, 21:15:42
I am quite surprised at that, particularly as that is a Hartlepool registration................ :D :-X :-X

LA is London ........  ::) http://www.newreg.co.uk/dvla-number-plate-identifiers/

Well EF is Hartlepool, or used to by, by your link it is Essex......they have been messing...... :-[ ::) ::) :D

They changed when the plates became AB 52 CDE

Keep up Mike  ;)  ;)

I stopped coping when they ran out of suffix letters in July 1982...... :P :P :D

 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 13 May 2013, 21:57:43 »
Quote from: moggy on 13 May 2013, 21:53:02
Quote from: ex taxi al on 13 May 2013, 21:46:32
He was a chimp though ;D
Google says it may have been a small boy :D ;D
¿Que?

I was thinking Peter "Just call me Mandy" Mandelson ::)
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« Reply #22 on: 13 May 2013, 22:04:27 »
Quote from: ex taxi al on 13 May 2013, 21:57:43
Quote from: moggy on 13 May 2013, 21:53:02
Quote from: ex taxi al on 13 May 2013, 21:46:32
He was a chimp though ;D
Google says it may have been a small boy :D ;D
¿Que?

I was thinking Peter "Just call me Mandy" Mandelson ::)
Sorry Al google just says the monkey,may have been mistaken for a small boy :D ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 13 May 2013, 22:59:52 »
Quote from: moggy on 13 May 2013, 22:04:27
Quote from: ex taxi al on 13 May 2013, 21:57:43
Quote from: moggy on 13 May 2013, 21:53:02
Quote from: ex taxi al on 13 May 2013, 21:46:32
He was a chimp though ;D
Google says it may have been a small boy :D ;D
¿Que?

I was thinking Peter "Just call me Mandy" Mandelson ::)
Sorry Al google just says the monkey,may have been mistaken for a small boy :D ;D

Throw him a banana  ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #24 on: 14 May 2013, 01:11:32 »
and hang him, her, it who cares hang it anyway,its a spy.french people dont go there much now ;D ;D
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« Reply #25 on: 14 May 2013, 01:14:25 »
any way the picture is clearly a set up/fake

when have you ever seen a white van with its indicator on :o :o unless of course its the old inidcate right turn left manouver :y :y gets them every time
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« Reply #26 on: 14 May 2013, 12:42:25 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 14 May 2013, 01:14:25
any way the picture is clearly a set up/fake

when have you ever seen a white van with its indicator on :o :o unless of course its the old inidcate right turn left manouver :y :y gets them every time

I saw it with my own eyes, hence the picture ::) besides some people round here have actually read the highway code, unlike some kentish folk ;D
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Re: This made me chuckle
« Reply #27 on: 14 May 2013, 13:14:42 »
I use mine all the time when its raining and they have 2 speeds  :D ::) :y
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« Reply #28 on: 14 May 2013, 14:19:45 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 14 May 2013, 13:14:42
I use mine all the time when its raining and they have 2 speeds  :D ::) :y

Wipe on/wipe off ::)
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