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[Doctor Gollum]

That is a great explanation on what to do Steve

This is now being circulated to my relatives

I can't vouch for the accuracy, Lizzie. As I said, sent from a friend.

How shit gets spread around the interweb 101...

[STEMO]

That is a great explanation on what to do Steve

This is now being circulated to my relatives

I can't vouch for the accuracy, Lizzie. As I said, sent from a friend.

How shit gets spread around the interweb 101...

It'll go with all the other shit 

[BazaJT]

Hadn't thought of the lead times etc for on line delivery,suppose I'll just have to brave the supermarket in person[might be a good thing given my computer skills ]As for bog roll if you run out cut an old towel-or similar-into suitable size and keep cleaning/re-using that,after all that's what my mother used to do with the terry towelling nappies in my pre-potty trained days.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Hadn't thought of the lead times etc for on line delivery,suppose I'll just have to brave the supermarket in person[might be a good thing given my computer skills ]As for bog roll if you run out cut an old towel-or similar-into suitable size and keep cleaning/re-using that,after all that's what my mother used to do with the terry towelling nappies in my pre-potty trained days.

I'm thinking of using the cloths I dry the car with. They are soft, strong, and very long ........and can go in the washing machine.

Not a major problem.

[Viral_Jim]

For anyone that is struggling for soap/handwash, it seems that no one (or very few people) have tipped to the idea of using swarfega. Having had a brief look at the datasheet online, I see no reason why it wouldn't be just as effective as any regular soap, if not more so. Both Toolstation and Wickes are carrying stock of various hand pump varieties, as well as the traditional green goop in a jar.

That said, if you're a big soft jessie, you'd better get some hand cream too or your hands will be as rough as a badger's ar$e in a matter of days 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Hadn't thought of the lead times etc for on line delivery,suppose I'll just have to brave the supermarket in person[might be a good thing given my computer skills ]As for bog roll if you run out cut an old towel-or similar-into suitable size and keep cleaning/re-using that,after all that's what my mother used to do with the terry towelling nappies in my pre-potty trained days.

I'm thinking of using the cloths I dry the car with. They are soft, strong, and very long ........and can go in the washing machine.

Not a major problem.

Hang your arse over the bath and wash it with the shower. 

You can improve that by going Roman, with a sponge on a stick. 

[STEMO]

Hadn't thought of the lead times etc for on line delivery,suppose I'll just have to brave the supermarket in person[might be a good thing given my computer skills ]As for bog roll if you run out cut an old towel-or similar-into suitable size and keep cleaning/re-using that,after all that's what my mother used to do with the terry towelling nappies in my pre-potty trained days.

I'm thinking of using the cloths I dry the car with. They are soft, strong, and very long ........and can go in the washing machine.

Not a major problem.

Hang your arse over the bath and wash it with the shower. 

You can improve that by going Roman, with a sponge on a stick. 

I'd be very surprised if His Lordship doesn't have a bidet in each of his bathrooms.

[dave the builder]

I'd be very surprised if His Lordship doesn't have a nubile throne maid in each of his bathrooms.

FTFY Uncle Stemo

[STEMO]

I'd be very surprised if His Lordship doesn't have a nubile throne maid in each of his bathrooms.

FTFY Uncle Stemo

What's a throne maid? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Wee Krankie on staying in! 

[STEMO]

Wee Krankie on staying in! 

Thank god we can still have a giggle.

[Andy B]

How does SWMBO stay 6'/2m away from a customer when receiving money/giving change?

And how do I stay away from the bloke I'm working with?

[STEMO]

Macdonalds closing from tomorrow.

[Andy B]

Macdonalds closing from tomorrow.

I feel for the staff & owners but I think I've used them a dozen times ever ..... apart from when the kids used to have birthday parties there 

I'd have though they'd have been able to keep the drive thru' open 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Macdonalds closing from tomorrow.

That's the end of civilisation as we know it!