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General Discussion Area / Re: This guy should be locked up.

« on: 13 October 2009, 22:09:05 »

Hoax or not, the Tw*t who wrote the article is a deviant! 

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General Discussion Area / Re: gastroplasty..

« on: 13 October 2009, 22:12:03 »

Bet the fish soap gives you a good clean out Cem! 

10293

General Discussion Area / Re: See you all in a couple of weeks......

« on: 13 October 2009, 00:07:29 »

Have a lovely time.....you lucky bu**er!

10294

General Discussion Area / Re: Anyone tried this?

« on: 11 October 2009, 23:00:53 »

A kettle of boiling water......clears the lot in thirty seconds......I has never encountered any problems ....with this trusty technique.

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Humm boiling water on frozen glass & plastic, no thanks! 

Blimey, no wonder you call yourself Optomist! LOL

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General Discussion Area / Re: child birth

« on: 12 October 2009, 23:49:25 »

Thank you mate for sending me off to bed with a warm happy glow & tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks!   

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General Discussion Area / Re: Bad day.....

« on: 12 October 2009, 23:35:37 »

Really sorry to hear that Bert,but chin up mate, diabetes isn't that big a deal nowadays even if it's type 2. Just so long as you follow doctors orders about diet etc. & try and lose a bit more weight (on purpose this time LOL ). Let us know how you get on as things develop  Kind regards, Phil.

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General Discussion Area / Re: New scientific way to loose weight.

« on: 11 October 2009, 22:24:39 »

Heeeeeeeeee-Heeeeeeeeeeee (falls over helpless)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Bring out your slops!...

« on: 13 October 2009, 00:12:46 »

There are so many Do's & Don'ts, this goes in here, that goes in there, no not in that one! I don't know whether i'm coming or going anymore.I just tend to look out the window before bed & see what colour box/bin the neighbours have put out and follow suit! The Country's going to hell in a handbasket and nobody seems to stopping it!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jole Time (NWS)

« on: 12 October 2009, 23:54:26 »

Skruntie, you are a One-Off mate, absolutely Brill! 

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General Discussion Area / Re: This is Going to hurt .......

« on: 11 October 2009, 22:34:01 »

Definately a band-aid & germolene job that, He He! 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Block paving again.

« on: 11 October 2009, 22:31:48 »

You,re a lucky man mate! now find a reputable block paver (ask your local builders merchant) , Put everything down in writing, pay the going rate when when the jobs done to your satisfaction & enjoy (hopefully) the result! Seemples 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Any plumbers on here?

« on: 11 October 2009, 22:46:47 »

Make your own membrane but cutting out from some thick polythene
I used a laminating pocket & both cisterns have functioned perfectly for the last 3 years (yes we have 2 bathrooms) [smiley=bath.gif]

What, both "IN" the farmhouse..... .....

Actually one is in the servants quarters!

Bloody hell! that's decadence for you.... a bog in the cowshed!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Had two dinners last night

« on: 11 October 2009, 22:42:06 »

Years ago when SWMBO was still 'only' GF we used to eat 2 Sunday roasts to keep both Mums happy. Her Mum used to make a raost for dinner time (lunch time if you prefer) and my Mum made it for tea! It used to be hard work, but both Mums were happy!    

Gotta keep our Mums happy Andy, at any cost! 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Had two dinners last night

« on: 11 October 2009, 22:40:13 »

My girl fiend & i were supposed to be having curry last night, she couldn't make it, because she was visiting her brother in hospital & she was running late, so i dined by my self.
At around 21.00 she texts me & says " i've done meat balls & pasta for us, are you coming over"?

Now she hadn't realized that i'd had my curry & naan.
Me being polite also had a plate full of meat balls & pasta too. Needless to say i felt very podged after the second meal at which point i told her that i'd already eaten.
She said "you didn't have to eat it". I said " well i was being polite".
I must say that i could hardly shift after eating all that, but it tasted soooo good

I would just like to add that i'm not a big eater

No, but you are Terribly Polite, and that's what matters.....you greedy pig

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General Discussion Area / Re: Stephen Gatley Joke, read on if you wish.

« on: 11 October 2009, 22:03:38 »

Tut tut guys , a little more decorum please! St. Peter reckons Gays are as welcome in Heaven as anyone else, and he's just had it in Black & White!