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[05omegav6]

... might do it again

Lots of jolly people, lots of merry people and lots of jolly merry people all very polite, not even a hint of messiness, and a smooch or three

Normally struggle to get please and thank you out of people

Happy hangovers one and all

[chrisgixer]

What no fights, vomiting, or failing to open an omega door?

What about banging heads as they get in?

[05omegav6]

What no fights, vomiting, or failing to open an omega door?

That always happens when it rains osr sticks like new velcro really must spray some silicone on the seal

What about banging heads as they get in?

I leave the passenger seat high for that very purpose...
One bloke crowned himself so hard I nearly had to take him to A+E. Always have a chuckle when they start scrabbling on the carpet trying to move the seat back as well

[MR MISTER]

Omegas shouldn't be allowed to be used as taxis. They are too old and are liable to disintegrate/break down between fares.

[chrisgixer]

I was referring to the door handles. I've seen people on mine go to open the door palm down trying to pull the door open, and just give up.

Just turn your hand over and pull from underneath. What's wrong with some people?

[05omegav6]

Omegas shouldn't be allowed to be used as taxis. They are too old and are liable to disintegrate/break down between fares.

It's only let me down once at a job, and that was when the fuel pump gave up  though it got the people where they were going... besides, there are far less comfortable places to wait for the AA

[MR MISTER]

Omegas shouldn't be allowed to be used as taxis. They are too old and are liable to disintegrate/break down between fares.

It's only let me down once at a job, and that was when the fuel pump gave up  though it got the people where they were going... besides, there are far less comfortable places to wait for the AA

Didn't bits fall off last week? 

[05omegav6]

I was referring to the door handles. I've seen people on mine go to open the door palm down trying to pull the door open, and just give up.

Just turn your hand over and pull from underneath. What's wrong with some people?

If they're too wasted to work out that pawing at the door won'topen it, then I probably wouldn't take them... so actually quite a good 'tard filter as are the rear seatbelt buckles, as they're mounted arse backwards compared to most cars

[MR MISTER]

I was referring to the door handles. I've seen people on mine go to open the door palm down trying to pull the door open, and just give up.

Just turn your hand over and pull from underneath. What's wrong with some people?

If they're too wasted to work out that pawing at the door won'topen it, then I probably wouldn't take them... so actually quite a good 'tard filter as are the rear seatbelt buckles, as they're mounted arse backwards compared to most cars

That's right. If I remember correctly, they were the same ones as fitted to the model T ford.

[05omegav6]

Omegas shouldn't be allowed to be used as taxis. They are too old and are liable to disintegrate/break down between fares.

It's only let me down once at a job, and that was when the fuel pump gave up  though it got the people where they were going... besides, there are far less comfortable places to wait for the AA

Didn't bits fall off last week? 

Yup but that was my fault... drive you're Daewoo through an eight inch deep puddle at forty and see what happens

Actually don't I wouldn't wish to be responsible for it shattering

[05omegav6]

I was referring to the door handles. I've seen people on mine go to open the door palm down trying to pull the door open, and just give up.

Just turn your hand over and pull from underneath. What's wrong with some people?

If they're too wasted to work out that pawing at the door won'topen it, then I probably wouldn't take them... so actually quite a good 'tard filter as are the rear seatbelt buckles, as they're mounted arse backwards compared to most cars

That's right. If I remember correctly, they were the same ones as fitted to the model T ford.

If they ain't broke...

[MR MISTER]

Omegas shouldn't be allowed to be used as taxis. They are too old and are liable to disintegrate/break down between fares.

It's only let me down once at a job, and that was when the fuel pump gave up  though it got the people where they were going... besides, there are far less comfortable places to wait for the AA

Didn't bits fall off last week? 

Yup but that was my fault... drive you're Daewoo through an eight inch deep puddle at forty and see what happens

Actually don't I wouldn't wish to be responsible for it shattering

It wouldn't bat an eyelid, it's a good ten inches off the deck.

[05omegav6]

Do you brick it that high on purpose

[MR MISTER]

Do you brick it that high on purpose

Whatever I do, bits do not fall off.

[tunnie]

Do you brick it that high on purpose

Whatever I do, bits do not fall off.

Give it time