Got punched in the side of the head earlier
The reason? Four people (three blokes and a bird all out together) trying to haggle to go to two different places not exactly next to each other, and neither places I have been to recently. As usual, and so that I know I am a) charging a 'fare'
price and b) not being mugged off, I pop both post codes into the idiot box to get an idea of distance, and therefore a guesstimate of the fare. This way I am at least haggling on level ground.
First address, no problem. Second address, she starts off about getting home to her 15month old twins, he then chimes in with flucking this and flucking that, to which I reply, 'If you're to be like that, I'll not be taking you'.
As I move off, they both take a swipe at the car (unfortunately it hasn't been washed for two weeks
). I then get flagged over. As the new people are getting in, one of the previous blokes shoves his way towards me. I started to close the window, but it had barely started moving when he leaned over shouting 'I'll give you a king address' and took a swing, which I nearly dodged, but caught me just above and behind the ear. At this point I took off, and hopefully smacked his wrist with the B post.
Police called and a statement taken along with witness details of the two sensible passengers I had in the car.
I phoned a couple of colleagues to make them aware of these four people, but it transpired one of them had them in the car as I rang him. Suffice to say they gave him no bother, but one was over chatty, and mentioned where they worked, and the bloke who hit me and his missus got dropped off outside their local rather than their house, whereas tother two got dropped at a specific address.
Anywhoo a bit of digging courtesy of the chatty bloke via my colleague, I identified where the blokes work, and a quick google has got me the name and work contact number for the bloke who hit me... including, and this is why I love facebook...
The company facebook page, with links to trade articles which name him, conveniently with pictures. Another quick bit of googling found several facebook links, with pictures of him, his partners name (a search of which produces clear pictures of the woman he was with), recent pics of his twins (which puts them at the age the woman suggested when she was kicking off earlier). He is also on Linkedin, again with a nice clear picture, so there is no ambiguity as to who he is.
It turns out that he is also a director of another firm, which happens to be registered to his home address
Are people really born this stupid
Question is, do I drop him an email and give him the good news, or do I let the Police turn up at his office on Monday
I'm not sure which will ruin his week more...