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des.allen

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Statues
« on: 16 June 2010, 19:38:14 »

Two nude statues in a park, 1 male & 1 female have been facing each other for 100 years. One day an angel came down and with a single gesture brings them to life.

" As a reward for being patient for so long," says the angel " you've been given the life for 30 minutes to do what you've most wished for"

the man and woman look at each other, then instantly run behind the bushes.

the angel waits as the bushes rustle. After 15mins, the 2 return, out of breath and laughing.

"You have 15 mins left, would you care to do it again?" says the angel.

" Shall we?" the man asks the woman.
" oh yes!" she says eagerly. " but let's change positions, this time i'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on it's head!"
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Re: Statues
« Reply #1 on: 16 June 2010, 19:41:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Statues
« Reply #2 on: 16 June 2010, 20:53:38 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Statues
« Reply #3 on: 16 June 2010, 20:57:15 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Statues
« Reply #4 on: 16 June 2010, 21:32:35 »
Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 16 June 2010, 21:52:23 »
Excellent  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Statues
« Reply #6 on: 17 June 2010, 16:54:24 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 17 June 2010, 18:49:01 »
Very good  :y ;D ;D
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