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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: Today at 13:01:46 »
Once a year.... :o :o

I hope she wore some sort of Elizabethan 'fanny fresh' under those long skirts with no ventilation. ::)

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General Car Chat / Re: First ride in a Tesla
« on: Yesterday at 19:27:42 »
It was fast very fast 0-60 in 4.5 seconds, but oh so boring.

It is essentially a fast appliance. Totally without soul.

Tesla Plaid is claimed to hit 60 MPH in 1.99 seconds which must hurt. :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: Yesterday at 19:24:16 »
Is that her true age? Would have thought she was nearer 80.
Sorry, Mick, 79.


Yes I thought she was at least 10 years older than me, remember her quite well from my youth.

10 years older than you......and 10 years younger than the scouser. :)
I'm the same age as Mick. And Lizzie  ;D

Yes, in the best year of the new Elizabethan age ever ;D  ;)

I reckon you were around during the first ginger Elizabethan age. ::) ::) ;)

Funny you should say that Opti, but from an early age I have felt a great affinity towards that period in history.  Very strangely I have had two ‘experiences’ in original Elizabethan houses when…..I can explain in no other way……a supernatural, other dimension, ‘event’.  One was so strong and made me feel sick, I had to leave the property very quickly, with my mother who also experienced what I had at the same time!  So, who knows…….perhaps I was around in that great Elizabethan age! ;D ;)

Yes, I know, the non-believers and those sceptical of such things will not understand it, but I can only recount what happened.  Not the only ‘event’ I have experienced in my life either :o :o :o

I don't believe she was a virgin all of her life. :)

Indeed, we know that she had Lord Robert Dudley as her main lover, and she spent much time with him, but there is no actual proof any sexual activity transpired between them. But there is no proof it did not! ;)

I reckon she was well known for loose knicker elastic. >:D 8)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: Yesterday at 14:53:05 »
Is that her true age? Would have thought she was nearer 80.
Sorry, Mick, 79.


Yes I thought she was at least 10 years older than me, remember her quite well from my youth.

10 years older than you......and 10 years younger than the scouser. :)
I'm the same age as Mick. And Lizzie  ;D

Yes, in the best year of the new Elizabethan age ever ;D  ;)

I reckon you were around during the first ginger Elizabethan age. ::) ::) ;)

Funny you should say that Opti, but from an early age I have felt a great affinity towards that period in history.  Very strangely I have had two ‘experiences’ in original Elizabethan houses when…..I can explain in no other way……a supernatural, other dimension, ‘event’.  One was so strong and made me feel sick, I had to leave the property very quickly, with my mother who also experienced what I had at the same time!  So, who knows…….perhaps I was around in that great Elizabethan age! ;D ;)

Yes, I know, the non-believers and those sceptical of such things will not understand it, but I can only recount what happened.  Not the only ‘event’ I have experienced in my life either :o :o :o

I don't believe she was a virgin all of her life. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Trolley Dollies
« on: Yesterday at 13:04:23 »
And dont get too pissed. Wake up in the morning thinking " those 10 pints of Guinness I drunk last night have given me a really sore arse for some reason".  ;D
In my experience, gay people have pretty finely tuned gaydars, so won't come on to straight people like that.  Although, to quote one of my mates with said sexual orientation, he will often point somebody out and tell me that that guy is gay, he just hasn't realised yet ;D

I remember as a 7 or 8 year old a boy of 9 or 10 asking me " hey kid, do you know what a poofter  is"

I didn't quite know....but said something along the lines of a " it's a man who says "Ooooh ducky....or hello sailor" ;D ;D ;D

I thought they just minced about. :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: Yesterday at 12:56:44 »
Is that her true age? Would have thought she was nearer 80.
Sorry, Mick, 79.


Yes I thought she was at least 10 years older than me, remember her quite well from my youth.

10 years older than you......and 10 years younger than the scouser. :)
I'm the same age as Mick. And Lizzie  ;D

Yes, in the best year of the new Elizabethan age ever ;D  ;)

I reckon you were around during the first ginger Elizabethan age. ::) ::) ;)

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will fargo near me

Crikey,I managed to upload a picture ::)

My favorite model and color. Every day I regret that these cars are no longer produced.

Are you an architect with grey hair and thin wire-rimmed specs?

We are supposed to believe this is the typical Saab owner.  :y

Nice car.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 06 August 2022, 19:56:31 »
... ...and I'm 34. :-* :-* :-*
Is that your waist size ....  ;)

Waist size
I.Q
Age.
Number of sexual partners.
Number of pounds in the bank. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 06 August 2022, 19:25:34 »
Is that her true age? Would have thought she was nearer 80.
Sorry, Mick, 79.


Yes I thought she was at least 10 years older than me, remember her quite well from my youth.

10 years older than you......and 10 years younger than the scouser. :)
I'm the same age as Mick. And Lizzie  ;D

Of course you are. ...and I'm 34. :-* :-* :-*

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person
« on: 06 August 2022, 18:21:49 »
Is that her true age? Would have thought she was nearer 80.
Sorry, Mick, 79.


Yes I thought she was at least 10 years older than me, remember her quite well from my youth.

10 years older than you......and 10 years younger than the scouser. :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Trolley Dollies
« on: 06 August 2022, 16:47:31 »
I’ll go 50/50 on that Liz, live and let live indeed,  but it’s not normal👍

One day it will be……………..after mankind has finally stopped waging war! ::) ;)

Even if it is seen as normal it can never be natural. By natural I mean as designed by nature through the process of evolution.

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General Car Chat / Re: My LR Reliability thread
« on: 06 August 2022, 13:26:10 »
Not owned a Land Rover or Range Rover.

My guess is that if you get a good one it is very good, and if you get a bad one it is vey bad.

Both of my Jaguar XFR's were reliable despite the reliability ratings.......although we briefly owned an X-Type 3.0 SE auto that was one problem after another. Although that was basically a Mondeo in a party frock. :-\


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General Discussion Area / Re: Trolley Dollies
« on: 05 August 2022, 20:12:20 »
Arse bandit.

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General Car Chat / Re: My LR Reliability thread
« on: 05 August 2022, 17:24:18 »
In general, yes, very much so. In that spec, fu£k no.  ;D. I definitely prefer my cars in a proper colour, particularly in LR products where I associate black and white cars with the more nefarious end of society. Plus I think black wheels look cack I. 99% of their applications.

If a 7 seat L405 existed, I would have had one of those. But, having a more-than-occasional need to carry 6-7 people, I would have had to hang onto a third car, making the range rover impractical due to drive space and cost reasons. Going down to two daily cars featured heavily in the man-maths of the disco.

Yes....there is that element of society who are attracted.....and footballists.....and Katie Price in pink. >:D

I think she rolled one recently whilst 3 times over the drink drive limit. :D


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General Car Chat / Re: My LR Reliability thread
« on: 05 August 2022, 15:24:20 »
https://youtu.be/S1FCQoZ4tTM

Does this float your boat, Jimmy?

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