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General Discussion Area / Re: Titanic

« on: 21 June 2023, 21:46:11 »

My lad, after putting the shits up me by travelling to the US on his own, is going one better in August. Twelve days in Morocco.

When we were in Morocco, albeit a short stay, when we went out on a group tour they always sent a bodyguard with us. Read in to that what you will. 
On the plus side, not that far from the nice bits, he will see goats that climb trees, paupers selling bags of carrots on the side of the road miles from anywhere and plenty of houses with no roof. 

Are you sure it was Morocco and not Barnsley ?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Nottingham.

« on: 13 June 2023, 21:37:52 »

    Two 19 year old students among the dead , just awful , I see they're already trotting out the old "possible mental health issues " garbage 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Wee Jimmy Crankie......

« on: 12 June 2023, 21:59:33 »

I get the impression that the police are just arresting people for the sake of a media show , why can't they gather the evidence first and then arrest people , have they got nothing to go on ?   

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General Discussion Area / Re: 606,000.

« on: 25 May 2023, 22:57:28 »

We should have voted for Brexit , that way we would have been able to control our borders , Oh we did 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person

« on: 22 May 2023, 22:44:59 »

Ray Stevenson , played Titus Pullo in the TV series "Rome", I did like the series , plenty of blood and guts (and boobies)    

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General Discussion Area / Re: Good Golly....did this really require 6 Essex cops?

« on: 21 May 2023, 19:27:44 »

Did they mention that Gibson's dogs name was nigger?

What if his dog didn't identify as being a dog 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Eurovision

« on: 14 May 2023, 17:58:24 »

Looks like she could be a scary bunny boiler ?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Eurovision

« on: 13 May 2023, 21:19:46 »

Seems to be very popular with Homosexuals for some reason 

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General Discussion Area / Re: What has P*ssed you off today?

« on: 08 May 2023, 18:51:46 »

Couple of ads on tv today.

MILD hybrid car. Who would that appeal to? Imagine down the pub. My car is a mild hybrid!

MEDIUM cider. Still in the same pub. Pint of medium cider please? 

I always like " car shown is not UK spec" why show it then  ? 

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General Discussion Area / Re: What the fark.

« on: 06 May 2023, 21:33:51 »

Nice to see Boris turning up looking like a sack of potatoes 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Ukraine war developments

« on: 03 May 2023, 17:11:19 »

It's becoming obvious that neither side can win so it'll end with a half arsed settlement that won't suit anyone ?   

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person

« on: 03 May 2023, 12:28:24 »

Gordon Lightfoot .....

If you could read my mind

Sad to hear that , he was a talented guy

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cordless Mowers

« on: 01 May 2023, 21:14:13 »

Wife got something similar to clean between the joints in the block paving , supposed to do X square meters on a single charge , does it sh*te , dismal bit of kit 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dead Person

« on: 27 April 2023, 15:42:09 »

Jerry Springer, aged 79.

Jerry ,Jerry !

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General Discussion Area / Sudan evacuation of " British nationals "

« on: 26 April 2023, 17:54:39 »

Is it me or is there a distinct lack of British looking people being evacuated and can we look forward to the inevitable " Translators" and their families wanting to be airlifted to our welcoming arms ?