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[ronnyd]

I've got a Johnson & Starley warm air unit, with a separate water heater. All fired by gas. Now, that is Retro.   I'm surprised Greta hasn't been round to firebomb me. 

Firebomb? Think of the emissions, Ronny 

Be ok if they use E10 Steve. 

[Auto Addict]

I had a woman with a heavy hardly decipherable accent phone me up yesterday pertaining to be some government scheme offering grants to replace my boiler.

Told her I haven't got a boiler, I've got a fireplace with a coal fire.

She asked me how old it was, I told her 250 years old.

She then asked if I was a homeowner, I told her I was a caretaker.

She asked me what that was, I replied it meant I take care not to fall for scam phone calls.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Brilliant. 

[ronnyd]

I had a woman with a heavy hardly decipherable accent phone me up yesterday pertaining to be some government scheme offering grants to replace my boiler.

Told her I haven't got a boiler, I've got a fireplace with a coal fire.

She asked me how old it was, I told her 250 years old.

She then asked if I was a homeowner, I told her I was a caretaker.

She asked me what that was, I replied it meant I take care not to fall for scam phone calls.

I seem to be their sucker of choice at the moment. Three calls in the last three days, all from slightly differing numbers. Haven't told them to f@ck off....yet. 

[YZ250]

My Mrs isn't happy with anything less than melting point when it comes to heating so a heat pump wouldn't suit her at all. I'm sat in shorts and she'll sneakily up the temperature on the phone app thingy.
She's the only person I know that has her heated seat on full for the entire four and a half hour trip to Cornwall. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My Mrs isn't happy with anything less than melting point when it comes to heating so a heat pump wouldn't suit her at all. I'm sat in shorts and she'll sneakily up the temperature on the phone app thingy.
She's the only person I know that has her heated seat on full for the entire four and a half hour trip to Cornwall.

Is there a smell of singed hair in your car?

[YZ250]

My Mrs isn't happy with anything less than melting point when it comes to heating so a heat pump wouldn't suit her at all. I'm sat in shorts and she'll sneakily up the temperature on the phone app thingy.
She's the only person I know that has her heated seat on full for the entire four and a half hour trip to Cornwall.

Is there a smell of singed hair in your car?

No hair in that area to singe.   

[Drewomega]

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My Mrs isn't happy with anything less than melting point when it comes to heating so a heat pump wouldn't suit her at all. I'm sat in shorts and she'll sneakily up the temperature on the phone app thingy.
She's the only person I know that has her heated seat on full for the entire four and a half hour trip to Cornwall.

Is there a smell of singed hair in your car?

No hair in that area to singe.   

The same applies (used to apply) to the girls running the 110M hurdles.

The smell of singed pubes means they have run their best race.

In the 1970's I'm told the East German and Soviet girls could get a small blaze going down there.