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[redelitev6]

What do we think boys and girls , are we heading for a shyate Xmas or does Boris not have the balls for another one ? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Well the media have started their lockdown campaign so it's probably only a matter of time before Boris caves in! 

[Rangie]

According to what I've seen on the news the NHS want it asap , so someone is going to look very stupid if it does take hold again, a bit of commonsense from people would assist greatly but that won't happen.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

The Govt. so far, seem pretty determined not to have one. Of course if they eventually give in and have one then they will get slaughtered for doing it too late.
Although I have little time for this Govt. it really is a very difficult position to be in. Cases and deaths are rising again, but if we go back into lockdown the countries economy will take generations to recover.
Most people I come across seem to be under the impression that the vaccines have solved the problem and everything is back to normal now.
I have doubts that it will be over and done with in my lifetime.

[dave the builder]

Take hold again 
it's not gone anywhere other than up 
Sainsburys announced "please wear face masks instore" today over the tanoy 
mandatory face masks and 1+ Meter social distancing in shops ,schools etc would be a big help.
and should never have been removed 
that would help with reducing flu and other germs too an no cost to the economy   
 

[STEMO]

Spotted in the back window of a car today:

Does underwear stop farts? And you're asking me to wear a mask.

[Andy B]

my daughter worked on the ICU wards throughout the last 18 months ... her recommendation for this winter is, do not get ill enough to go into hospital .... they were at bursting point weeks ago. Too many covid patients & not enough staff

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Spotted in the back window of a car today:

Does underwear stop farts? And you're asking me to wear a mask.

I don't wear a mask. 99.9% placebo.

I also refuse to wear your pants over my mouth and nose after you have broken wind.

[STEMO]

Take hold again 
it's not gone anywhere other than up 
Sainsburys announced "please wear face masks instore" today over the tanoy 
mandatory face masks and 1+ Meter social distancing in shops ,schools etc would be a big help.
and should never have been removed 
that would help with reducing flu and other germs too an no cost to the economy

So..you're one of the Sainsburys crowd, are you? You'll be glueing yourself to the M25 next 

[YZ250]

.....
Sainsburys announced "please wear face masks instore" today over the tanoy 
mandatory face masks and 1+ Meter social distancing in shops ,schools etc would be a big help.
and should never have been removed 
.....

The Head of school where my wife works never removed the mask rule, so the children and teachers/staff have to wear them in class all day every day.
It was left up to him to decide a while back so he took the decision to continue with the mask rule. 

[Nick W]

Spotted in the back window of a car today:

Does underwear stop farts? And you're asking me to wear a mask.

I don't wear a mask. 99.9% placebo.

I also refuse to wear your pants over my mouth and nose after you have broken wind.

Presumably you have the air, oil and ventilation filters removed from all your cars, as they're only pleated paper?


I also wonder how you make tea or coffee.

[STEMO]

I'm triple jabbed now, so I'm not going to die, at least......maybe.....hopefully. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Spotted in the back window of a car today:

Does underwear stop farts? And you're asking me to wear a mask.

I don't wear a mask. 99.9% placebo.

I also refuse to wear your pants over my mouth and nose after you have broken wind.

Presumably you have the air, oil and ventilation filters removed from all your cars, as they're only pleated paper?


I also wonder how you make tea or coffee.

You are obviously very risk averse and fearful. I'm not.

We all have to die at some point.

I'm double jabbed but not going for the booster.

[STEMO]

And flu jabbed, so I should still be around to collect my winter fuel allowance and Christmas bonus. Maybe even my 3.1% pension rise in April.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/0a2sqMLhGNM

Babylon Bee have a bit of fun with the covid sniffle.

Where will it stop?