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[Sir Tigger KC]

Apparently STD's are on the rise in Englishmen over 65! 

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/stds-surge-among-english-men-over-65-years-old

Any of you dirty old buggers been to the clap clinic recently?      

[ronnyd]

They should wash their hands then, the unhygienic sods. 

[scimmy_man]

A mate of mine went to the clap clinic and pulled the receptionist.

I suppose she knew he was "clean"?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another.

Not many.

[Mr Skrunts]

Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another.

Not many.

Not me 

[STEMO]

Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another.

Not many.

Not me 

Nor me

[Raeturbo]

Or me

[Sir Tigger KC]

Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another.

Not many.

Going to the clap clinic when you're 19 is one thing, but having to go when you're 69 must excruciatingly embarrassing! 

[ronnyd]

Can honestly say i've never been either. But there again i'm a boring one woman guy. 

[Shackeng]

 

[Rangie]

No never been, just lucky I guess.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Three or four of us lads would go at the same time.

You lot must have had a very dull sex life.....or no sex life.

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Or been a bit choosey. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Or been a bit choosey. 

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young.

All the virgins were a bit choosey.

[STEMO]

Or been a bit choosey. 

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young.

All the virgins were a bit choosey.

Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid. 

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

 

[Doctor Gollum]

Insert, shake, rinse. Repeat.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Insert, shake, rinse. Repeat.

Some don't bother rinsing, hence the visits to the clap clinic. 

I expect Lord Opti thought quickly wiping it with the curtains would do the trick!      

[Doctor Gollum]

 

[STEMO]

As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss 

[Sir Tigger KC]

As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss 

You have to be careful when you let go though as piss can spray everywhere!   

[ronnyd]

As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss 

I think that Syphilis is a bit worse than a dose of the clap Steve. 

[STEMO]

As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss 

I think that Syphilis is a bit worse than a dose of the clap Steve. 

Exactly. Kill it with piss, quick 

[Rangie]

As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss 

.

I had a mate in the army who washed his prick in a diluted solution of Dettol after every shag, he provided us with some great stories after a night out , reckoned his mum was a nurse and she had given him this advice , poor sod got blown to bits in Ireland.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Or been a bit choosey. 

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young.

All the virgins were a bit choosey.

Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid. 

I'm beyond ugly.

Never really had a problem dipping my wick though.

I reckon there are a few on here who last had a shag when Prince was saying he was going to party like it's 1999.

[Doctor Gollum]

Or been a bit choosey. 

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young.

All the virgins were a bit choosey.

Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid. 

I'm beyond ugly.

Never really had a problem dipping my wick though.

I reckon there are a few on here who last had a shag when Prince was saying he was going to party like it's 1999 yesterday.

Fixed