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Darth Loo-knee:
We all love Jokes but the General Discussion Area is getting rather over run with them.

So please post your Jokes here in this thread to try and "Keep General Discussion Area Tidy"

I must add anything thats either Racist or Offensive will be removed. I am sure we all know what is acceptable.


Going to leave the jokes on for a Month then clear them so 20 pages dont have to be scrolled through to see the new Jokes plus easier to keep watch over :y


Thanks

 

P.S.

This isn't an excuse to post any old tat.

We all like jokes, but somebody, somewhere is always the brunt of a joke. We have a global membership.

And please, as well as keeping it clean and non offensive, ffs get some original jokes, not the tired old tat currently filling this forum.

Jaime

Johnny English:
Dad   : "Tell me: daddy ! "
Baby  : "Mom..."
Dad   : "Not mom, dad!"
Baby  : "Mom..."
Dad   : "Not mom f**k you but dad ! "
Baby  : "F**k you..."
Mom  :  "Where did you learn it ? "
Baby  : " Daad..."

Martian:
The Male Hormonal Cycle

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

jonnycool:
Very good  ;D

scimmy_man:
I must admit that at my age...I started to think about this.












It was very reassuring to take this quick test and know ...I'm good!


 


 


 


SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE....It takes less than 15 seconds...

If you are over 40 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test



How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?



1. _ _NDOM


2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S





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Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


You do NOT have Alzheimer's


You are a Pervert!!

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